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Ian Simpson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@LordStonehands

Exchange Student • Wide Receiver for ThreeYearLetterman’s Club • Born in London, England •

 Find me on the Pit.. er, Field
Joined March 2023
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I’m one bloody injury away from playing quarterback for the @Ravens tonight
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I’m just grateful I no longer have to live in fear of being deported tbh
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I hope @3YearLetterman is watching the Union Jack classic American football match today!
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He’s not joking. He just came to my mathematics class and yelled at me because I was sitting and talking beside a bloke named Stephen
Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) profile pictureThree Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanAug 28
Any Stephens County fan that I get my hands on today or tonight at the game will be getting a swirlie. Yes, that includes women, children, and the elderly
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I just tried my first fig pizza and it was delicious
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What’s all this mate?!? @3YearLetterman
🤖 Made with AI
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One time my phone rang (God Save the Queen is my ringtone) during a team meeting and @3YearLetterman suspended me for three weeks.
Brandon Marcello (@bmarcello) profile pictureBrandon Marcello
@bmarcelloJul 22
A reporter's phone rings while Jon Sumrall is answering a question at SEC Media Days. Sumrall stops, says if this were a team meeting, he'd kick him out "You're lucky I'm not gonna throw this freaking podium. I would say, 'Who is that?' but I'm not going to embarrass anybody."
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Don’t worry @TheLegend120139, they threw out @3YearLetterman too!! I can’t believe what a joke those blokes are. Full of shite innit?!
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BRUV?!? I will name my firstborn Jude Bellingham
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This is nothing, @3YearLetterman gives us sensible injections of testosterone, anabolic steroids and a Covid booster before every match.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (@SecWar) profile pictureSecretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWarJul 15
The High-T Department of War.
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Hey @3YearLetterman, can I take a week off training while I mourn my football club?
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This is my least FAVOURITE day of my life
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I’m just saying 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Americans cheating in football is a sign they finally care about the sport now…
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I have to admit, I’m cheering for the colonies in their football match today
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WHAT A MATCH!
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My host dad just asked if I want to watch the rest of this match on Telemundo… Is this bloke taking the piss at me?
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YER A WIZARD ‘ARRY!
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Sources tell me Jarell is stable Please god
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YESSSSSSS
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