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crystal.

@LordeEllis

Speak English, Kiss French, Drive German, Dress Italian, Spend Arab, Party Caribbean.

 Heaven On Earth, USA
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Joined June 2011
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I think this is the most genuine account on Twitter.
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) profile pictureWeRateDogs
@dog_rates15 Sep 2018
This is Sasha. She turned 15 years old yesterday. Threw a party and all her best frens came. Here’s to many more. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Have to say I’m impressed.
🤖 Made with AI
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Jolson (@thejolson) profile pictureJolson@thejolsonNov 10
I told ChatGPT to design this room based off what it knows about me. Let’s see yours
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Replied to 3 emails, ate lunch, and left work early...
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TX shaft tipped 1.5” is mental. Dude is using a metal pipe.
Jack Hirsh (@JR_HIRSHey) profile pictureJack Hirsh
@JR_HIRSHeyMay 29
Akshay Bhatia also made a driver shaft change this week, moving from Ventus Black to a Mitsubishi Tensei 1K Pro White 70TX in both his driver and prototype 2-wood. The shaft change was really big for his strike location according to Callaway rep Zach Smith. "We found that moving to 1k white shifted strike more towards the toe, allowing the mini to be an option as his neutral tee ball," Smith said. "Better strike location is limiting some of the curve. He was really pumped about eliminating some heel strikes. We added it this week late to test under the gun before Memorial and U.S. Open." The new shaft, tipped 1.5", and a longer 45 and 9/16" playing length have his driver at D4+ swing weight. It was D7 not that long ago.
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When Bryson said the Tour’s punishment was “quite unfortunate, considering what I could do for them,” he was referring to doing this at signature events btw
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arteta in school when his teacher told him to go stand in the corner of the room
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My Jaw literally dropped when I watched this live. Mannarino you’re ridiculous 😂
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Paul Pogba is 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 ❤️ It was his first appearance since September 2023.
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Antonio Conte is crazy man. See recovery teapaw.org/drixburner/status/1972…
TobyWrites (@tobyasky) profile pictureTobyWrites
@tobyasky28 Sep 2025
I was shocked when I saw this. By the way, this was a counter attack from Milan. Napoli had a set piece and lost the ball, just look at the recovery. Conte is crazy.
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@dvsn5 Sep 2025
It all started Sept 5th…
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Iga Świątek vs Amanda Anisimova
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Just stop interviewing Rory like he wants at this point 😂
Chris McKee (@mrmckee) profile pictureChris McKee
@mrmckee5 Jun 2025
Rory McIlroy admits he's been struggling to stay motivated after winning The Masters and achieving the career grand slam, "Grinding on the range for 3 or 4 hours everyday is maybe a little tougher than it used to be."
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Incredible scene here on 18 as Bernhard Langer walks off for the last time. Legend.
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Rest in peace, Kultida Woods 🙏
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I’ve seen wayyyyyyyy worse than this lol
Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) profile pictureMen in Blazers
@MenInBlazers1 Feb 2025
JUSTIN KLUIVERT WITH A MISS OF THE SEASON CONTENDER 🤯
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“How bad is Paul George this season”
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@Underdog20 Oct 2024
Talking about the dude who’s 0-6 in your fantasy league again
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A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom…until a Phantom pulls up 😂
Woodward Sports Network (@woodwardsports) profile pictureWoodward Sports Network
@woodwardsports30 Sep 2024
Megatron makes DK look a little small 🤣
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6 MONTHS. 59 SONGS.
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Woj with a perfectly played hand. Guy was relentless to create & hold his dream job. Crushed it for years & years. Made money, friends, connections. Then at the height of his powers he shocks the world & says, “Well that was awesome. I’m all set. Going home now.” Phenomenal.
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