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Enigma Saltzman {Parody}

@LostCauseEnigma

You managed to get out of bed this morning. And that in itself makes you the strongest person I know, @FierceVivacity. #FierceLostCause #DarkSinRebel #Parody

 Mystic Falls' Mystic Grill #AU
Joined July 2016
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~Alaric "Enigma" Saltzman~ "I'm a drunk bar owner/history buff/all around lost cause." ~Descriptive/Semi-Active ~RP in DMs/on TL ~Crossovers/OCs welcome ~Personality of #DarkSinRebel ~Dark/Mature themes 21+ ~Like/RT for the vampire hunting owner of The Mystic Grill!
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#NewHeader edited by the extremely skilled, #DevilBrother, @FierceVivacity. I looooooove it, Brother, thank you so much!!! πŸ˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜
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~Updated C.O.M.M Information~ Fandoms I write in include (but are not limited to): The Vampire Diaries (books/show)/Originals Supernatural The Walking Dead Shadowhunters (Books/show) Scream franchise Silent Hill (the movies) Penny Dreadful Greek Mythology and many more!
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‼️DISCLAIMER ‼️ Writer wishes to firmly state that I am NOT Ian Somerhalder nor am I affiliated with him or The Vampire Diaries in ANY way, shape or form! This is a Parody Account for roleplaying/writing ONLY!
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We were one hell of a BadAss Team back in the day, Enigma Saltzman & now that I'm back, we will be one again! Malicious Petrova & Malevolent Mikaelson, one day I'm fairly sure we'll all keep one another company in Hell! You, Honorable Mikaelson, are still my favorite Original!
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Myself & my Shadow Twin, Alluring Salvatore, promised our little Brothers Cryptic, Mystifying & Sangue an eternity of misery. Took half a decade, but we've returned to Mystic Falls with every intention of keeping that promise. Back to all night partying with my #D Twin, Venomous!
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Damon "Dark" Salvatore #RP21+ "What's the Other Side like, you ask? Cold, dangerous & vengeful. Like me. Hello, Brother!" << Veteran Writer/Discriptive << Semi Active/Slow Replies << DMs opened/RP on TL << OCs/COs welcomed << Written by #DevilBrother. ❀️‍πŸ”₯/πŸ”ƒ for this #D Twin?!
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Stefan Salvatore {RP/Fake}@TragicRegret2 Aug 2025
‼️DISCLAIMER‼️ Due to X's ( Twitter ) policy, I wish to state that I am NOT the REAL Paul Wesley nor am I affiliated in any way with The Vampire Diaries. This is a Parody Account for RP purposes ONLY.
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Stefan Salvatore {RP/Fake}@TragicRegret2 Aug 2025
The benefit of having another vampire like Fiery Branson for an amazing best friend is that we'll be BFFS for an eternity. No matter what Enigma Saltzman may think of me right now, I'll prove to him that I really am one of the good #S Twins.
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Stefan Salvatore {RP/Fake}@TragicRegret2 Aug 2025
Though we're no longer together, I will always love & protect my ex, Captivating Gilbert. Especially from my darker Twins, Sangue & Shadow Salvatore & from Malevolent Mikaelson. Feels great to be home & reunited with my closest Twins, Cryptic, Mystifying, & Desperate Salvatore.
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Stefan Salvatore {RP/Fake}@TragicRegret2 Aug 2025
I was never in love with you, Malicious Patrova. You compelled me to think I loved you & couldn't live without you. Unlike my Brothers, Wicked, Venomous, Abandon & Dire, none of what I ever felt for you was real.
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Stefan Salvatore {RP/Fake}@TragicRegret2 Aug 2025
Stefan 'Tragic' Salvatore #RP21+/#MDNI "Dear Diary, if I have to wait for her, then I'll wait. When she's ready to love me, I'll be ready to love her back." 🩸Discriptive Veteran Writer 🩸Semi Active/Slow Replies 🩸Dms Opened/RP on the TL only. Like/πŸ”ƒ & I'll do the same.
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Jenna Sommers (RP/Parody)@FierceVivacity24 Mar 2025
#ManCrushForAnEternity @LostCauseEnigma It all started with a first date & a random conversation. Now you mean the world to me. I'm betting our love turns into the sort of love even πŸ’˜CupidπŸ’˜ dreams about. #FierceLostCause
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Mystic Gilbert {Parody}@MysticGlamor25 Nov 2024
‼️DISCLAIMER ‼️ Due to Twitter's (X's ) new policy, I wish to firmly state that I am NOT Nina Dobrev nor am I affiliated with her or The Vampire Diaries in any way whatsoever. This account is a PARODY Account for Role-play writing purposes ONLY!
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Mystic Gilbert {Parody}@MysticGlamor25 Nov 2024
Enigma Saltzman has literally become the father figure that we all thought was lost to us forever & I'm so glad my aunt Jenna has him in her life. Since his best friends & drinking buddys are also Stefan's older Brothers, I'm learning to tolerate Wicked & Venomous Salvatore.
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Mystic Gilbert {Parody}@MysticGlamor25 Nov 2024
My boyfriend's very long time bff, Fiery Branson, who knows both Salvatore Brothers better than anyone, has quickly become a trusted confident. Blaze & Magic Bennett & Masquerade & True Forbes are my bffs since our playpen days who I've always considered to be my blood sisters.
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Mystic Gilbert {Parody}@MysticGlamor25 Nov 2024
Being the first born of a set of quintuplets, I will always be very protective of my Twins, Mesmeric, Darling & Captivating Gilbert. We will never let our sister, Radiant Gilbert, ever be forgotten.
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Mystic Gilbert {Parody}@MysticGlamor25 Nov 2024
Elena 'Mystic' Gilbert #RP21+ / #Parody "Trust is earned. I'm sorry, but I can't just magically hand it over." β€’β€’ 11 years in RP. Male Writer. β€’β€’ Human Elena. Not new to character or to RP. β€’β€’ Dms open though RP on the TL only. Likes & πŸ”ƒ's are appreciated.
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#WCW @FierceVivacity Because when I'm with you, things make more sense, I enjoy myself, and because you're truly the best woman I know, Jenna. #FierceLostCause
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