b. Akron, Ohio, 1985
the old colony
Joined February 2009
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Read read read the right stuff and you will be less afraid. Stop imagining yourself as a hero and start saying you are going to fortify yourself to be worthy of heroism.
How the hell did Nelly become classic rap? Am I all grown up? His shit bangs to me now but when I was growing up in St. Louis, we used to think that shit was wack as fuck.
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Ben Shapiru is waaaaay worse than I even thought. I always just thought he was a nasty little whiny fuck who gets excited thinking about war and blood. But he’s actually worse which is insane.
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POV: you solved her problem instead of just listening to her tell you about how the problem made her feel
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high on a Wednesday morning, bumping my own shit, windows open
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Sunset at 4:13 pm is stupid and wild. If that doesn't give you seasonal depression disorder then you are a vampire.
It's taken years for me to like The Irishman. But, goddamn Joe and Bob did a fantastic job. Also cameos from the entire Sopranos crew.
Fuck you and each/every single minion in your satin's little helper club you call a "government". Bring that shit across the pond. We all dare you.
We're more green than we have ever been, so I ask one question: has your electricity bill ever gone down?
This summer run of perfect weather is the best I've ever seen in my 15 years in Boston. Sunshine is one hell of a drug.
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"Who's going to maintain your summer home? Who's going to staff all those hot tech startups your family office invested in? Who's going to give you handjobs at strip mall massage parlors?"
