Florida expat. Founder of fundies. Hardstuck Celestial 3 in Marvel Rivals

Boulder, CO
Joined September 2010
The Caucasian folks at my theater laughed way too ugly and hard constantly during the nathan fielder movie. It was insane. – at Boulder, CO
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY M2K is banned from all Colorado Smash events We believe this is the best choice in order to protect our local scene We may lift the ban once we can be assured the issue is resolved. Dr's note highly preferred. Thank you for your attention to this matter. – at Boulder, CO
Smash Melee legend Mew2King has been informed he will not be able to attend a tournament amid fears he could spread bed bugs He had posted online about suffering from persistent insect bites which sparked concern among other attendees
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This poster is not a Colorado Smash TO and has no authority to ban players from the scene. Official Colorado Melee TOs have not announced any ban. A CO TO confirmed M2K is allowed at events. The ban referenced was from a Texas tournament. x.com/cooljamz3d/sta… x.com/LinusMeningitu… dexerto.com/smash/smash-pr…
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Folks, new information indicates the infestation is not from bed bugs, but rather fleas. ⚠️ THIS IS WORSE ⚠️ Bed bugs are not considered disease-carrying organisms. It is the exact opposite with fleas... Fleas are indeed vectors of pathogen transmission. This is very alarming.
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Hey guys, just a quick update. I've been searching high and low through any legal resource I can get my hands on. I'm trying to find a law that says they HAVE to let people play at Melee tournaments, or else. So far, I can't find such statute. I'll keep trying though – at Boulder, CO
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Tums retweeted
Tums right now
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Damn this Tums child thinks he's so damn important lol. Achieving nothing else in life so needs to dictator over a video game.
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We don’t hate Smash TOs enough
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY M2K is banned from all Colorado Smash events We believe this is the best choice in order to protect our local scene We may lift the ban once we can be assured the issue is resolved. Dr's note highly preferred. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This poster is not a Colorado Smash TO and has no authority to ban players from the scene. Official Colorado Melee TOs have not announced any ban. A CO TO confirmed M2K is allowed at events. The ban referenced was from a Texas tournament. x.com/cooljamz3d/sta… x.com/LinusMeningitu… dexerto.com/smash/smash-pr…
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Bruh @MVG_Mew2King you are potentially not normal – at Boulder, CO
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🤣 What in the name?
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Tums retweeted
CFL's golden age 😔 miss the fam
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According to monkeytype I type at an average of 130wpm with bursts as high as 162wpm 😎 – at Boulder, CO
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Fuck that lil doctorate bullshit. I'm celestial top 0.65% – at Boulder, CO
Folks. I would rather be home fighting for my Rivals elo. This "science" thing is DOGSHIT
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Folks. I would rather be home fighting for my Rivals elo. This "science" thing is DOGSHIT
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Still nothing? Is there any example out there folks? – at Boulder, CO
Replying to @LowKeyTums
Trying to find the popular competitive team game where everyone is just so fucking nice. Can u help?
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PlateUp! is a hell of a way to stress-test a relationship 🫪
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Do you guys like my games? – at Boulder, CO
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These are games that were very close to making the main list. They are also extremely influential to me, but I had to make choices 😭 I was a demon during that Hunters/Portable Ops era. Ranked 1 worldwide in that Metal Gear game 🏆 just the fucking goat
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I don't understand why people make a big deal about Marvel Rivals community being toxic. That's EVERY competitive game It's such a fake talking point They had leaderboards on Counter Strike chat logs ranking people by frequency of slurs 😂 - are people nice in League? COD? – at Boulder, CO
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Rivals isn't special or different in this regard but people consistently bring this up. Competitors are generally rude and have egos. In games, in sports, in fucking anything 🫩 – at Boulder, CO
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Trying to find the popular competitive team game where everyone is just so fucking nice. Can u help? – at Boulder, CO
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I believe I did very well on my virology and bacterial genetics exam 😎
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