Grumpy cynic who's back hurts most days. I could be hilarious but what's the point.
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Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash*
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
Wait, wait, fucking WAIT.
You're telling me they're not even actually the attendance champions??
They're talking all this and that shit and they have the THIRD highest attendance, in this age of rapid growth and the FaCe oF ThE LeAgUe?
OMG stfu forever, gasts are so flabbered!
Prayers down
Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
I feel like this is the first time we've actually seen the real Valkyries in this series 😳
#WNBAFinal
It's so funny because all Caitlin Clark would have to do to fix this would be to put out a statement that says fuck all her fake-ass racist "fans", and that she doesn't want them, and to fuck off and leave her team alone.
But she won't do it lol so she'll just be cursed forever
"Collecting players who have nowhere else to go is not ideal for championship roster construction."
“If you have someone that doesn’t have a job, they may say it’s going to be crazy, but yes,” one agent said. “Big-time players with options are going to say, f— that.”
Scathing article on the state of the Indiana Fever in The Athletic today. These rampant problems are only happening around one team, and one fanbase.
They are going to be 2 of the greatest to every play
"Lemme just bust these b*tches asses real quick, I'll call you back"
Ms. Put it on 🔥
Angel Reese arrives for Game 3 at home after dropping 30 PTS and 16 REB in their last matchup to become the youngest player in WNBA history with 30+ PTS and 15+ REB in a Finals game (third to ever reach the mark).
📺 8pm/ET | USA Network & Peacock | #WNBASeason30 | #2026WNBAFinals
Yeah U bum
U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!
Fuck the anthem, honestly.
And yup, I'm American, I was born here, I'm not starving, have a job and career, and I STILL think this is SHITHOLE COUNTRY that doesn't give a fuck about its citizens.
Every player in every sport should leave for the anthem, or stay and kneel 🖕🇺🇸
God bless the USA
The WNBA fined the Golden State Valkyries and Atlanta Dream $500,000 each for skipping the national anthem during Games 1 and 2 of the WNBA Finals.
Both teams remained off the court during the national anthem in back-to-back games.
If they don’t stand for our national anthem, they shouldn’t be allowed to play in the WNBA period!
Who actually watches this trash?
She's not on here, they're gonna lose their shit 😂
WNBA's greatest players of all time: Ranking the 30 best in 30-season history
espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/502…
If that other girl was playing in these finals, the FBI would have raided games 1 AND 2 both by halftime with how physical these games have been.
There would have been fundraisers and telethons after game 1 and hillbillies self-immolating in front of the arena by game 2
When there's nothing on the line and nothing else to watch, Caitlin Clark GETS THE VIEWS! 👀
Angel Reese is in the WNBA FINALS and still can’t manage to generate more viewers than Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever on a random Tuesday night in July. 😳
We’re talking about the WNBA FINALS HERE.
“Barbie is setting more records!! 💅”
Yet, the ONLY reason why it’s the most viewed is because the bar is on the ground, go figure. Caitlin hasn’t played in it yet to set the bar where it should be.
Will this league EVER thrive without CC?