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Writer. nsfw. 28. brainrot. queer. they/them. auadhd. it/eng. I'm funny. Spite connoisseur. Cullen brainrot // Lynn Felix💗

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Joined December 2023
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fuck a situationship who wants to be enemies with benefits
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OH MY FUCKING GOD MAN
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i hate when i tell ppl im italian and they think i eat pasta every day and gesture all the time. i mean, i do but what's your point? 🫩🙏
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Actually I did in ffxiv 🤓☝️
“i’m so happy this game has a fishing mechanic” said no one ever
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everyone’s idea of a perfect pokemon team is so different it’s funny. some are building competitive powerhouses and others just wanna collect six divas
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ZENOSWOL UGH
i met you when i was not looking for you and lost you when i loved you the most.
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I still have to move forward in post ew (barely started) bc I got distracted leveling up fishing to 100 and then took a break 😭😭😭
one of my favorite locked in FFXIVism are sprouts going through MSQ, learning about crafting, and then get distracted for months doing nothing but crafting
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I voted illegally in the state of California. My name is Ronnie Radke and I am the lead singer of Falling in Reverse.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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early game solas and blackwall party banter is just two lying bitches telling each other “exaaaactlyyyyyy”
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That is actually the whole point of the game, it's significantly easier to steamroll when u are not 5 anymore though that's why it feels easier now that u've been playing for 20+ yrs🤷
this discourse makes me understand why modern pokemon games are the way they are. people want to just throw together a team of their favourite pokemon and breeze through the game. and the games increasingly cater to that.
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We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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Istg fr
this is a great night for those of us who are really good at copy and pasting URLs between group chats
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Republicans are banned from Ba Sing Se.
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot
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WE DOING GLUTEN FREE TRANSGENDER AFFIRMING SURGERIES AT TRADER JOES, WOKE IS BACK
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Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start
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CHARLIE KIRK REMAINS WILL BE USED AS FERTILIZER TO PLANT TRANSFEM TREES ACROSS THE NATION
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