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LCO Développeur / Trolleur. Overwatch lover

France
Joined September 2015
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« Je suis possesseur du savoir et vous ne l’êtes pas » C’est quel niveau de mépris ?
« Vous êtes une égoïste, je me doute bien que vous n’en avez rien à faire (...) Continuez à déverser votre violence sur la jeunesse (...) » Échange tendu entre Elwan (lycéen), et Bérénice Levet (philosophe et essayiste) - #LaGrandeConfrontation, LCI.
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WE ARE BACK.
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Qu'il l'ait ramassée ou reçue en pleine main, on pourrait convenir qu'on ne lance pas une GRENADE sur un groupe d'enfants, non ?
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"il ne l'a pas ramassé, il l'a reçu sur sa main"
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Ils sont tellement émouvants ces jeunes
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Double XP is NOW LIVE in #Overwatch ✨
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La France regorge de ce genre de type et vous n'avez pas idée.
A French engineer who lives quietly in Paris has spent 30 years writing software that the entire internet now runs on without knowing his name. He wrote the code that streams every YouTube video, every Netflix show, every TikTok clip. He wrote the code that runs the virtual servers underneath AWS, Google Cloud, and Microsoft Azure. He calculated more digits of pi than anyone in history. He has no Twitter. He has no marketing. He just keeps shipping. His name is Fabrice Bellard. Here is the story, because almost nobody outside the systems programming world knows what one man has built. Fabrice was born in 1972 in Grenoble, France. He studied at École Polytechnique, the top French engineering school. He never went to Silicon Valley. He never built a startup empire. He just wrote code. In 2000 he started a project called FFmpeg, an open-source multimedia framework for encoding, decoding, and streaming video. He was 28. The project did one thing nobody else had done well. It handled every video and audio format that existed, in one library, on every operating system. He led it himself for years. Today FFmpeg is the invisible engine of the internet. YouTube uses it. Netflix uses it. VLC uses it. Chrome and Firefox use parts of it. Every Android phone, every iPhone, every smart TV, every video editing tool you have ever touched runs FFmpeg somewhere underneath. If you have watched a video on a screen in the last 20 years, Fabrice's code processed it. He was not done. In 2003 he started QEMU, a machine emulator and virtualizer. He wrote it solo until version 0.7.1 in 2005. QEMU lets you run any operating system on any other operating system. It became the foundation of modern virtualization. KVM, the Linux kernel hypervisor, runs on top of QEMU. Every major cloud provider, AWS, Google Cloud, Microsoft Azure, IBM Cloud, runs virtual machines on infrastructure built around it. The Quick Emulator is the most cited piece of cloud infrastructure code on Earth. He kept going. In 2001 he won the International Obfuscated C Code Contest with a small C compiler that grew into TCC, the Tiny C Compiler. TCC can compile and boot a Linux kernel from source in under 15 seconds. In 2004 he calculated the most digits of pi ever computed at the time, using a personal desktop computer and an algorithm he derived himself called Bellard's formula. In 2011 he wrote a complete PC emulator in pure JavaScript that runs Linux in your browser, a project called JSLinux that engineers still cannot believe is real. In 2019 he released QuickJS, a small but complete JavaScript engine that fits where V8 cannot. In 2021 he released NNCP, a neural network based lossless data compressor that immediately took the lead on the Large Text Compression Benchmark. Then he turned his attention to large language models. He built TextSynth Server, a web server with a REST API for running LLMs locally. He released ts_zip and ts_sms, compression utilities that use language models to compress text and short messages at ratios traditional algorithms cannot reach. He released TSAC, a very low bitrate audio compression system. In December 2025 he released Micro QuickJS, a new JavaScript engine for microcontrollers, separate from QuickJS, designed for environments with almost no memory. Fabrice co-founded a telecom company called Amarisoft in 2012, where he serves as CTO. Amarisoft builds 4G and 5G base station software used by carriers and labs around the world. He has been running it for over a decade while continuing to ship personal projects from his own home page at bellard dot org He has no Twitter. He has no Instagram. He gives almost no interviews. His personal website is a flat list of projects with no styling, no fonts, no marketing copy. Just titles and links. A quiet French engineer who never moved to Silicon Valley wrote the code that quietly runs the internet. He is still shipping.
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Guess who managed to get the ZETA-kun spray 👀
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Ce genre d'affiches me manquent tellement maintenant on a le droit qu'à de vieilles images faites à l'IA sans âme
J'y repense tous les jours
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D.Mon Nerfs Hotfixed in #Overwatch 😈 General: → Armor reduced from 325 to 275 (5v5). → Armor reduced from 300 to 250 (6v6). Focused Fusion (Major Perk): → Damage per bullet reduced from 45 to 36. Propulsors: → Fuel drain rate increased from 25 to 30. Fusion Repeater: → Damage reduced from 16 to 15. → Cooldown increased from 4 to 5 seconds. What do you think of the changes? 💭
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My BlizzCon 2026 Experience ✨
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I wanted to win so bad I'm so sorry, i will lock in and get the bronze medal I promise
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Free #Overwatch Mythic Voucher Gift 💎 After the BlizzCon Opening Ceremony, play a game to earn a Mythic Voucher, which can be redeemed for a Mythic Hero Skin of your choice from a selection. Which Mythic Skin are you picking up? 💭
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Je suis au sol !! Y’a un une personne qui a pété à l’église le pasteur devient fou 😂😂🥶🤣🤣 #fourire #eglise
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Franchement vu tous les incendies en France je rendrais la cigarette illégale. Combien de fois encore des gens vont perdre des maisons à cause de fils de pute qui jettent leur mégot dehors. Aucune conscience collective
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Ptdrrrr il se cache même plus #FRAESP
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[ 🇫🇷 FRANCE ] 🔸 Malgré la canicule, les deux réacteurs de la centrale nucléaire de Civaux (Vienne) continuent de fonctionner normalement grâce à un système de refroidissement unique en France. Contrairement à d'autres centrales, où EDF a dû arrêter des réacteurs pour éviter de réchauffer excessivement les fleuves, Civaux rejette dans la Vienne une eau plus froide que celle prélevée grâce à deux grandes tours de refroidissement complétées par quatre tours aéroréfrigérantes. Même lorsque la Vienne dépasse 25°C, l'eau rejetée reste plus fraîche que celle du fleuve, ce qui permet à la centrale de respecter les limites environnementales fixées par l'ASNR sans réduire sa production. EDF prévoit de s'inspirer de cette technologie pour les futurs réacteurs EPR2 du Bugey et estime que ces adaptations sont devenues essentielles face au réchauffement climatique. Sans elles, les restrictions environnementales pourraient réduire la production nucléaire annuelle de 1,4 % d'ici 2035, contre 0,3 % aujourd'hui.
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Je dois malheureusement admettre la vérité : j'ai le choixpeau magique d'Harry Potter à la place des muscles lombaires 🥲
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winton #AUTplayed 🇦🇹🦅 | #OWWC2026
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