I fall over anything, anywhere. I'm actually not that tall - I just have really short friends.🏃🏼‍♀️🏏🍕🍷🐶 “I’m not antisocial - I’m antistupid .”

Yorkshire
Joined April 2009
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Disney nos vendió la misma animación durante años...
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IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
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when there’s a friday the 13th right before valentine’s day
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Are you going to pay for damage to my car @MyWakefield ?! All in the same car park. Literally cannot avoid them when the car park is busy!!
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I don't know who needs to hear this... 🎃👻
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Halloween is not a day. It's a lifestyle.🎃
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Happy Halloween 🎃 🩸
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playing badminton badly 🤝🏼 being the people’s princess #CelebrityTraitors
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me when i have to make a phone call #celebritytraitors
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when it's halloween but it'll never be halloween 2023
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joe m looking at the traitors now that they killed off his best mate joe w #CelebrityTraitors
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Choosing @chattyman as a Traitor is the BEST decision a TV show has EVER made.
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THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors
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I want to go to this bookshop
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i normally have two moods on twitter: retweeting everything or just talkin to myself 😂
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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
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Luce ⎕ retweeted
*fixed it*
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