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🤷‍♀️ (she/her) If Danny DeVito was a girl. Cat mom. Baking, sewing, and militant feminism. Tricked in to being a wrestling fan by being Mrs. @CCrummels.

Ohio, USA
Joined July 2018
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
if u think somebody’s trying to give u a fake number then take the hint and leave them tf alone.
Tip: if you think somebody is giving you a wrong number, read it back to them incorrectly and see if they correct you.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
There is not a single woman I know personally who has never been sexually assaulted or harassed.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
people saying “gay batman” as if the most iconic batman actor of all time isn’t gay😭😭😭😭😭😭 this wouldn’t be new
Jonathan Bailey would be down to play DCU Batman: "I grew up with Val Kilmer, George Clooney, obviously Christian Bale, and Robert Pattinson. It's a legacy and I think James Gunn is amazing. Who knows." (via youtube.com/watch?v=Wks8VeWx…)
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
yes and i think more politicians should be younger & ethnically diverse. america is exactly in the state it’s in bc of OLD WHITE politicians
Y'all really think a 34 year old has the wisdom & experience to be the mayor of New York ?
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days
A portion of the historic White House East Wing is being torn down to build Trump’s $250 MILLION ballroom.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
"girl what" is gender neutral btw
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
it's perfectly normal you want to watch an actor's entire filmography because you find them attractive don't let anyone stop you
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
it cannot be said enough that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he was going to do when he went on all these men’s podcasts
“I voted for none of this." Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Can the people that believe rapture is happening tomorrow send me all their money?
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Convinced that anyone who doesn’t think women enjoy football in the year of our lord 2025 has never actually formed a genuine relationship with a woman before
the female mind couldn’t comprehend this much ball
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
This is the turning point. 🇺🇸
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao
Erika Kirk has taken the stage.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
"WELCOME TO MY HUSBAND'S MEMORIAL"
Erika Kirk has taken the stage.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Please keep in mind that in America, “socialism” means things like investing in infrastructure and public schools, or that health care should also include your teeth and eyes because they are parts of your body
Socialism is now very popular amongst Democrats. Up 30 points since 2010. If you are a Democrat, do you support socialism yourself?
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Anyhow, Charlie Kirk is dead, his alleged assassin is a the usual MAGA Groyper, and Trump is still in the Epstein Files.
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🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️) retweeted
Sweetie, you only found him because his family turned him in. This was after you arrested the wrong person twice. And then lied to the press and said it was related to transgender ideology
Patel: This is what happens when you let good cops be cops
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