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Soup Salad Sandwich

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All prepared food comprised of more than one element can be classified as soup, salad, or sandwich.

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C'mon... Y'all can do it!
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Someone sure invested a lot of time into being wrong on the internet... isthisasandwich.netlify.com/…
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Asking these questions is not for the faint of heart. teapaw.org/bbcscotland/status/118…
BBC Scotland (@BBCScotland) profile pictureBBC Scotland
@BBCScotland15 Oct 2019
What is this thing you call "soup"?!

Soup | Short Stuff

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Sorry Buck-o... Just because a SALAD can be made up of many SANDWICHES, *does not* mean that SALAD == SANDWICH! youtube.com/watch?v=vJZsH8Ds…
We here deeply admire the work that went into this paper, but we wholeheartedly reject the 4th category of "a meat". It's just too easy to cheat things into that category when they belong elsewhere. fauxphilnews.wordpress.com/2…
Towards a Theory of Food Categorization

Towards a Theory of Food Categorization

By Sumil Thakrar Forthcoming in the Proceedings of the Society of Drinking a lot of Cough Syrup   “Everybody knows that something is wrong. But it is uniquely the achievement of contemporary p…

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Please refer to our earlier rulings: teapaw.org/LunchTaxonomy/status/8…
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This just in!: Ice cubes play the role of croutons in whiskey soup!
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Correctamundo!
Ayden Wilxy (@LilWilxy) profile pictureAyden Wilxy@LilWilxy27 Mar 2019
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And twix? And double decker? All sandwiches
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This is a SANDWICH: marthastewart.com/1090427/bi…
This Birthday "Cake" Is Actually Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes

This Birthday "Cake" Is Actually Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes

Have some fun for your next birthday with meatloaf and mashed potatoes in the shape of a birthday cake. A slice reveals meatloaf layers beneath mashed-potato "icing" decorated with peas and carrots.

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Soup Salad Sandwich retweeted
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Charity Pitcher-C@birthchazz9 Mar 2019
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And M&Ms are a salad.
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Here at @LunchTaxonomy, we expect this ruling to be fairly controversial. Much like panes of glass, chocolate bars are really just a slow-moving soup.
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Coffee is most definitely a SOUP. A bean soup, to be precise.
Lord James Alvarez (@ObscureGent) profile pictureLord James Alvarez@ObscureGent16 Feb 2019
*spits out coffee* I’m drinking beans?!
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Top-left is correct... Then the rest of it goes all catawampus.
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This might be surprising to some, but Knuckle Sandwiches are actually outside of our purview.
Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) profile pictureSassparilla@Megatronic1329 Jan 2019
My very white-bread dad, after years of dealing with a bully at work, finally stood up for himself. Apparently he told the guy to, fuck off, or he’d give him a knuckle sandwich. And while that’s technically standing up for himself, he only gets 1/2 points due to the 2nd statement
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Contrary to the OP, the correct answer is YES. imgur.com/gallery/Kzwl9cX
It is not.

It is not.

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We like your moxie friendo, but there's very little we can get behind in this tweet. In our system, both burritos and ravioli are SANDWICHES.
adam (@molotov_moktail) profile pictureadam@molotov_moktail24 Dec 2018
Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies. Meaning is dissolving and language is inadequate to vocalize our pain. A burrito is a ravioli.
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In Soup/Salad/Sandwich taxonomy, ALL SIX variants of the cuberule.com/ are considered sandwiches.
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We appreciate the reframe! However, our taxonomists assert that stew (as normally purchased) is definitely a SOUP, not a SALAD.
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Yes.
François 🏴‍☠️ #CeasefireNow 🍉🌻☀️ أنا لحبيب (@francois_v) profile pictureFrançois 🏴‍☠️ #CeasefireNow 🍉🌻☀️ أنا لحبيب@francois_v19 Oct 2018
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But pizza was a sandwich already, so this hot dog is a sandwich-breaded sandwich.
Absolument!
Mitchell Treadwell 🏳️‍🌈 (@MitchATreadwell) profile pictureMitchell Treadwell 🏳️‍🌈@MitchATreadwell11 Oct 2018
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@LunchTaxonomy If a slice of pizza is used as a bun for a hotdog, does that make it a sandwich?
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