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Come to sokoto let have the discussion one on one Funny how things don’t really change

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Replying to @Sheisnya
your birthday dress was ugly
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if you tell me say white na black I go tell you say you don win.
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Am I the only one that gets the ick when I want to link with a guy and he says he wants to come over 😕???
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you in her Dm while I'm taking a shit in her toilet by 3am with her hair bonnet on my head. that's okay tho because I was also in her DM before getting here. #waityourturn
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WHAT A MAN!
Well-meaning Nigerians, Obidients, and Kwankwasiyas, ONE THING IS CERTAIN: With Peter Obi as President and CEO of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for four years, NO HUMAN BEING ALIVE WOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE NIGERIA: FOR GOOD ONLY. Everyone, past, present, and future, agrees with this position. Don't mind what they say now after they have eaten the accursed corn. WITH YOUR PERMISSION, LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU ALL:
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I dey imagine Alex otti campaigning with same promises as 2023. na tomatoes we go don use pursue am from market. 😂😂😂
You had 4 bloody years to work. You shouldn’t need to campaign at all if you actually did work. Let your work campaign for you.
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good evening nkechi. ☺️☺️
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superstar FIDO live ig story tonight with 12M viewers.
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dawg we got agbafians CEO preaching the truth but 'intellectual and recently radicalized' youths are out here saying "funny how things don't really change" as a dig at igbo people. 😂😂😂
You're free to disagree but let me say this. The Igbo tribe does not vote for tribe, they mostly vote for the persons they believe will deliver a better result. Fact check these: 1. In 1999, about 89% of igbo voters voted for President Obasanjo. 2. In 2003, about 65% of Igbo voters voted for President Obasanjo. 3. In 2007, about 90% of Igbos voted for the late President Yar'Adua. 4. In 2011, about 98% of the Igbos voted for President Jonathan. 5. In 2015, about 93% of the Igbos voted got president Jonathan. 6. In 2019, about 98% of the Igbos voted for Atiku. 7. In 2023, about 89% of the Ignos voted for Peter Obi. Please note that, Ojukwu was one time a presidential candidate within these years. Despite his fight for the secession of the Igbos, the same Igbos didn't vote for him, massively? Is it now that the Igbos and all well meaning persons from other tribes are supporting Peter Obi, that it has become a tribal war? When you're ready to tell yourselves the truth, you'd respect the Igbos and give them their overdue recognition towards nation building. That's why they're still the richest by spread, and arguably the most educated and enlightened. Despite never been in power since 1966. And suffered from a war where their wealth and dignity were significantly eroded. End.
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You wake and buy fuel at 1500-1700 depending on where you stay and what time of the day it is, struggle morning til night and still manage to absolve the people who put you in this hardship of the blame. What matters is yoruba vs yibo and go back to anambra.
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ojuju follow me for my dream I need therapy.
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Replying to @sergle_m
I didn't think i would be the type to spend money on men but when he came around? I just wanted to reciprocate. my money is for paying for haircuts and having the car washed. if i was feeling super generous petrol.
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he say the title of tainted blood is reserved for igbo mixed only. 😁😁😁
You fucking wish😂 That title is reserved for self hating Igbo mixed trash And Igbo mixed only
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Reciprocators btw. 🤗🤗🤗
Post vs comments 😭
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if I ever go back and forth trying to "win over" an APC account, just know I've been hacked. I will only curse and call them names.
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all these your clearly laid out plans to solve pertinent issues and improve the quality of life of citizens do not matter because you don't speak fluent yoruba okay?
GRV DEBATES- ISSUE: 2/5 Connecting Ikorodu and the entire Lagos East: The benefit of having interlinked belt roads to connect Lagos East far out weighs a 4th-mainland bridge. 1) It is cheaper to achieve. 2) It opens up the entire axis for development 3) It improves the interconnectivity of the eastern foreshore by giving people more options for movement . #Ourlagos
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after "reading and being enlightened", your solution to comot APC from government na..."ethnic dog whistling" 🤯🤯🤯😁😁😁
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omo that nigga really bait me yesterday. we get PRACTICAL means of ousting the current government by the means of an election but na HYPOTHETICAL(read as impractical) postulations by awolowo he use acquire new level of higher understanding a few months to the said elections. 😂😂
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he churn out "go back to regionalism" like say he unlock holy grail of political knowledge. shey na to wave magic wand and say 'bibidee bobodee boo' then all will be well in Nigeria.
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if you too dey talk you must later talk rubbish.
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na from her cooking I take sabi say this my brother babe na descendant of lot wife. 💔💔
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