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Reality tv spectator. I talk a lot of sh*t, but I mean well.

California, USA
Joined October 2020
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watching everyone celebrate their states becoming blue as my supposed โ€œcommieโ€ state canโ€™t even fucking pass a billionaire tax
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Give Millennials the ball. Weโ€™re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. Weโ€™ve got shit to fix.
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LysaCat retweeted
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Listen up, @TheDemocrats: NO MERCY. On day one, you start turning the screws. I better not see Chuck Schumer wearing his stupid little glasses and reading a strongly worded letter a single time. This is vendetta time. I want you to make it hurt.
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Not everyone ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
california liberals just are the biggest idiots ever they literally had a "make rich people pay taxes" bill and everyone voted no like
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Youโ€™re about to see some Hall of Fame snitching and Game of Thrones level maneuvering within this administration. Itโ€™s about to be every man and woman for themselves.
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DUMB BITCH you did all of that shucking and jiving for nothing! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ @NICKIMINAJ
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And donโ€™t be nice bout it, either. I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.
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Average California proposition DIARRHEA FOREVER? 54.3% YES โœ… 45.7% NO
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Paying attention to whoโ€™s upset at work tomorrow
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About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
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Voting in California is fun until you learn that most of the population thinks theyโ€™re closer to being billionaires than broke
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Like, genuinely wtf
CALIFORNIA WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU VOTED NO TO PROP 40????? 99% of us donโ€™t earn enough to be affected by this!! What the fuck!!
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Why tf did California vote no on Prop 40???? Like be fr
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I voted reโ€ฆ.. BLOCKED. I didnโ€™t voโ€ฆ.. BLOCKED. My vote wonโ€™t maโ€ฆ. BLOCKED. I didnโ€™t have ti.. BLOCKED. Youโ€™re brainwashed by the gov.. BLOCKED.
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Men will swear they don't want women running their country, but go home every day to a woman running their entire lives. The hypocrisy is actually insane.
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It's crazy that the amount of money spent during election cycles could literally fix most of the fucking problems politicians campaign on.
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LysaCat retweeted
Me monitoring the Texas senate race from California
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