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Joined September 2013
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Update: I am getting laid off December 27th
Extra tight shirt for my 10 am meeting with our divorced HR lady who looks like this. Wish me luck
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A dropfather, the father who dropped out
Brad Pitt was reportedly asked about his children dropping his surname in a recent interview, and his response was shocking. 😳💔 🎙️Interviewer: “How have you been feeling, Brad, ever since your children dropped your surname?” 🎙️Brad Pitt: “Stop calling them my children. I’ve never had kids in my life, and I don’t consider them mine anymore. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve never been a father. I’m looking forward to having my first child with Ines. That’s where my new chapter begins.”
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Yeah lemme get uhh jim the office surgery thanks
Looksmaxxer Hexum shows his 1 year transformation after getting a palate expander 😳 Before Vs Now
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LMFAOO THIS IS REAL?
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Literally no Muslim in the world is shocked. Lol. This is not news. Edward Snowden leaked 10 years ago that MI6, CIA and Mossad worked together to create and train ISIS, Al Qaeda, Boko Haram and every local off-shoot terrorist group. And just last year, US congressman Scott Perry whistle blew that the US has been funding all these groups through USAID. But guess what the biggest tell has always been? The people these “Muslim terror groups” love to kill the most are Muslims! And only carried out their first controlled attack on Israel in 2017 when rumour mills started to reveal the Mossad connection. (Spoiler alert: it was a false flag). So, despite years of you telling us that “Muslim radical Islamist terrorists” are the greatest threat to western civilization and they especially “hate Jews” they mainly target their own people and not their “greatest enemy”? Lol. Here’s something else you might mot know, and it’ll help explain the below - Iran has been fighting to try and eliminate these groups for decades! “Al Qaeda urges Muslims to back Israel over Iran”. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, because they are Israel and Israel is them.
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Some one find out if hes related to obama
Hey @grok, was Osama bin laden a CIA agent?
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I didnt know Darth maul was black until now
Well that’s enough internet for today 😂😂😂😂
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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They blocked my account for a post in 2015 with zombie walk makeup
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german????? start learning HEBREW.
Joburg people, start learning German because it’s over for ya’ll😭💔💔
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Its giving lower salt river vibes
This is not South Africa. This is Port Harcourt Nigeria 🇳🇬
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“WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU ORANGE SON OF A B*TCH. We had the senate, we had the house, we had the billionaires. All you needed to do was to shut up, deport people and we would be fine. But no, you just had to bomb Iran for the jews”
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Joburg residents: There’s a water outage in our city Your mayor:
Replying to @NotTendai
It is absolutely essential that people DO NOT BATH every day. You can't even shower every day. Wash in a skottel every day. With a was-lap. Then put the soapy water in the toilet cistern. We have to save water.
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We are actually doomed😭😭
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CHARLIE CHARLIE ARE YOU THERE
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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Islam didn't do this.
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Hellen Zille is already making excuses for Johannesburg. She is now saying it is going to be hard to govern Johannesburg, it will be the biggest challenge of her political career😭😂🔥 She is already starting to blame the previous government 😭🙄 Nizonya bafethu eGoli 😭
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𓂀 retweeted
“I'm haunted by the thought that I'll never be able to buy you a home, Padmé” “But you're a Jedi. Surely you can afford one?” “The boomers bought every house before I was born. Inflation has consumed what little I earn. And now AI threatens to make my entire career obsolete” “You're literally the Chosen One” “Not in this economy”
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ONE MUSLIM SENATOR is considered a takeover? Unmatched AURA.
Just cast my ballot in Michigan to stop the Islamic takeover of our country. Christ is King.
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