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A message for pupils 😆😬🫩
The secret ingredient to my upcoming pension will unfortunately have to be crime. Don't forget to start saving young.
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
My mum grew up a few miles from Aberfan. Mum would always visit the memorial when we were in the Rhondda. Such a terribly sad day.
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Woot woot! I saw a rare beastie at court today 😊 Sorry not to have been able to see you for longer @Barristerblog
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Stark illustration of the state of Britain’s criminal justice system. Defence lawyer at Southwark Crown Court says her client was first interviewed by police in January 2020. He wasn’t charged until FIVE years later. If it goes ahead, his trial won’t begin until late 2027/2028
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
Over the summer I spent a day at Highbury Magistrates' Court, a looming brutalist structure on the A1 where smart Clerkenwell starts to bleed into the scruffier postcodes of north London. For seven hours in a series of stiflingly overheated courtrooms I watched the wheels of justice in action – or, as one hard-bitten defence solicitor put it, “the meatgrinder”. I was there to try to get a sense of how the government’s proposed reforms to justice system – namely, moving thousands of cases from crown courts into magistrates’ courts in an attempt to deal with a spiralling backlog and unconscionable waiting times – might play out in practice. Since then, the reforms to curtail the right to a jury trial spear-headed by David Lammy under Keir Starmer have been watered down by Andy Burnham, who was a vocal critic of the plans at the time. The concept of judge-only trials has now been scrapped. But the Courts and Tribunals Bill back in the Commons today (13 October) still contains the provision removing the right of many defendants in either-way offences (excluding the most serious offences like murder and rape, but assault, domestic violence, drug offences and burglary) to opt for a trial by jury and empowers the courts to send their case to the magistrates instead. It also increases magistrates’ sentencing powers, from 12 months (up from six months in 2024) to 18 or even 24 months, and could potentially enable them to hear cases where the sentence is up to three years. This means that, despite the fanfare about Burnham and Justice Secretary Alex Norris saving jury trials, the core of Starmer and Lammy’s proposals remain. Under these plans, 25-30,000 cases, some incredibly serious, would move out of crown courts. Government figures suggest this would increase magistrates’ sitting days by 8,500 – 7.5 per cent a year – although experts warn this is an underestimate. To meet the demand, the government would need to increase the number of volunteer magistrates by 10 per cent a year. So what does life currently look like inside a magistrates’ court? Rachel Cunliffe: Magistrates' courts can't fix our justice deadlock newstatesman.com/politics/20…
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
This is idiotic - a trend on the right to attack any judge based on drivel The judge placed an alternative verdict in front of the jury. Had the jury not been satisfied of murder, manslaughter would be available. This isn't a sin - & Digwa was convicted of murder in any event.
This shithouse is Judge William Mousley. He instructed the jury to consider a charge of manslaughter in the Henry Nowak stabbing, which was clearly murder. Another two-tier case in our disgusting justice system. Where is the punishment? How many more innocents need to die? This whole system needs tearing out like a cancer.
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
I'm a paramedic. We need a new emergency service specifically for dealing with mental heath issues. While paramedics like me have basic mental health training, we are still not in the best position to help these people. We try our best but we have too little resources and staff.
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
In 30 years doing this job, thought I'd seen everything. Client just got a jury citation to sit on the jury for his own trial... – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Well, we got there in the end! The s114 "solution" is what Howard Riddle (former Chief Magistrate and Senior District Judge for the newbies here) spoke about at the height of the 'criminal justice is not a game' debate, back in 2005 or thereabouts (see: Malcolm v Director of Public Prosecutions [2007] EWHC 363 (Admin)). I can recall a conversation with David Ormerod KC about this very issue and whether the Court of Appeal was ever likely to endorse it. This is not just about SFR reports, but it is an incredibly useful tool in the prosecution armoury. New on CrimeLine: PHN [2026] EWCA Crim 1279. The Court of Appeal allowed a prosecution appeal under s.58 CJA 2003 against a no case to answer ruling in a burglary trial, and the case returns for trial. In an anonymised judgment released because the issue arises frequently, the court criticised the defence failure to respond to an SFR1 under Crim PR 19.3, but held that a case management order cannot make unagreed evidence agreed. The proper course for the prosecution is a hearsay application under s.114(1)(d). Full case note and judgment: crimeline.co.uk/phn-2026-ewc…
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Am I trying to recall the last time one of my clients had a surety or security as a bail condition ? Must be a few years now.
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"We're going to reach a time when we can't recover... It's not sensible for any aspect of our criminal justice life." Lord Leveson, who led the review of criminal courts, says he thinks his proposal to curb jury trials was right - despite ministers now ditching the plan.
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The experience of a criminal barrister I know. #MagistratesCourts #JusticeNeedsJuries
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Something new. Every Monday I will be posting comic strip me demonstrating an advocacy skill and comic strip me explaining it. All intended for those beginning their advocacy journey. Advocacy, Illustrated
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
Radio presenter just said: “We’re going to play hits from 30 years ago” And then proceeded to play songs from 1996. How can 1996 be THIRTY years ago?! It’s 10 at most, he’s clearly mistaken…
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📢 Calling all UK Law societies! Have your moot final judged by one of the UK Supreme Court justices, here at the Supreme Court! Submit your application for the 2026-27 Moot programme before 5pm on Sunday 1st November. For more info visit: supremecourt.uk/education/mo…
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Mary Aspinall-Miles retweeted
Welcome to my life and why I am perpetually tired
ADHD is like 50% not working, 50% working frantically to make up for the not working, 50% thinking about the work I should be doing (but not actually working), and 50% not sleeping (but trying to).
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One thing that was reassuring about the legal 500 ghost posts was how many * stars * of the Bar are also late with paperwork…even those paid for it! 😬
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The strength of feeling among the Legal 500 workforce and the support for their pay claim was undeniable. They have proved there is power in a union and I am delighted they have won their full pay claim. #JobsPayConditions lawgazette.co.uk/news/legal-…
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