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Alleged comedy and terse tweets... always on the hunt for toads. A dad... A dude... A dude-dad. Currently a rad person. ALSO: a full time art teacher.

Milwaukee, WI, USA
Joined June 2009
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PERSPECTIVES - a short film (number 68)… this one is about Moo Deng, the baby hippo. #Moodeng #hippo
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The two best Thanksgiving films. 🦃
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Baby French Bulldog do not want to sleep yet
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This art, and the people associated with it: is/are AWESOME.
Every day is Halloween, even Thanksgiving. We’re serving our Spooky Season Wrap Up today courtesy of @deathbombarc & @_smellbee (art by @gimetzco) grumpire.com/spooky-streamin…
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This Thanksgiving, allow me to give you a pro-tip. Narcissistic MAGA cannot STAND that we are not fighting back, not commenting, not raging. It is a sociopaths nightmare to not acknowledge the evil they do, the validation they seek, the rage they bait. Just sit back, grab a plate, put on your comfy clothes and watch the magic of the next four FUCK AROUND & FIND OUT years of this imploding fireball commence. Silence & Apathy is not understood by MAGA. Don't feed them. Let them eat each other alive and bask in it! #LetThem #HappyThanksgiving #MAGA
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Hi. I think boxing is one of the most stupid things in the whole world. Hi.
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By Hollis James Hoff
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Everything is fucking stupid and awful and you’re under no obligation to pretend otherwise.
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Smooth🫶🏾
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This rocks so incredibly hard
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Unpopular Opinion: I really don’t think THE MONSTER MASH is a good song.
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NEW SKETCH! New art!!! NEW!!!! #doodle
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Attack: 100%, Damage: 0%
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Just 54 seconds to do a good deed. ✊🏼🫡
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I am obsessed with the ubiquity of this specific Gyros poster across countless restaurants in America.
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#TheBear star Liza Colón-Zayas, the first Latina #Emmy winner for best supporting actress in a comedy series, urges "all the Latinas who are looking at me: Keep believing, and vote. Vote for your rights." bit.ly/3XKVFVF
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ก็หมูเด้งน่ารัก #หมูเด้ง #khaokheowzoo
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