No need to worry 5 points touchdowns I have multiple bags.

Don’t have enough money for the processing fee. If I shoot a deer I’m cleaning it in the front yard #watchoutliberals

My boy @AlbertCrockettV got me right

Gator’s rig is down. I repeat rig down! If anyone is in the Yemassee SC area please bring me a beer

Since my roommates are refusing to pay me back for the WiFi bill, I will be disabling the WiFi during peak Sunday rot. Is this the necessary evil?

#quadbox and the hunt club

Was just informed squirrel season is open in SC. Anyone got recipes?

My coworker just put seafood chowder in the microwave. Safe to say it’s over

I think I’m gonna start going to a saloon to get my haircut and hit on all the girls there

So hungover I feel like a small middle eastern child

All packed for mountain weekend. There’s one high noon in there for my date

Just texted my ex “do you hate me” prayers up🙏

I think I’ve spent more at ducks unlimited banquets than you could shake a stick at

What the fuck Spotify

Got a pledge driver

Hosting my own tailgate for the first time. How are you supposed to drive back after the game?

Yep

What it feels like to hammer the gas pedal to the floor and fell the transmission slip

This ain’t your mamas Tahoe anymore

Armed and dangerous