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Michelle Catalano

@MBC11

I wish I could quit this app but this is where I get my baseball news

Joined March 2009
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Realizing I spent 100 hours of my life this year listening to @TalkinYanks
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Breaking: I don’t have the gene that makes you talk to strangers at the pool on vacation
As a society, we don’t talk enough about Lucius Malfoy’s hair.
Me when anyone tries to show me a video on their phone
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And I felt that.
Bryan Hoch ⚾️ (@BryanHoch) profile pictureBryan Hoch ⚾️
@BryanHoch8 Apr 2022
Gerrit Cole said that the delayed start (1:12pm instead of 1:08pm) was "an unforeseen challenge" for him. "The festivities got a little away from the schedule," Cole said.
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Replying to @MLB
@mlb please bring back the lockout I forgot how terrible Yankees twitter is
Aspirational vibes
campbell g (@rodeoman) profile picturecampbell g@rodeoman11 Feb 2022
pit at the waxahatchee show is crazy everyone’s doing the NYT crossword
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: yes, that’s when I was slinging fire political takes about The Masked Singer
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Every day I manifest never receiving another email again in my life
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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but have you heard of Crying in your Car™️?
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You want me to sit in a car? The thing that killed Princess Diana?
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My therapist just suggested that I take an improv class and THAT is my Joker origin story
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As my therapist once said, “you can’t keep coming in here to talk about HBO’s ‘The Jinx’”
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Billy eppler was traded for Noah Syndergaard the Mets are the funniest tv show ever written 10/10 no notes
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Replying to @SpeakerPelosi
@SpeakerPelosi is me in college drunk texting a guy I like. ❤️👋 no
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I googled “what to wear horseback riding 2021” and it sounds like I’m in for a real journey
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Replying to @ktsharp
@ktsharp any insights as to the home vs away winning percentages with the dumb extra innings 2b baserunner rule?
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I’ve decided to undergo a lobotomy to leave this Yankees baseball season behind me. I see no other way.
Good evening, Sharks. A Christian fitness studio called “Pontius Pilates”

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