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Ndio nimekuja break after kusoma microbiology for one hour sai naskia ku argue na huyo professor hutufunza in Latin.
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Rent paid, WiFi paid, small shopping done, gym subscription paid, girlfriend allowance paid, threesome done. I used to pray for times like these
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The World Bank says almost 60% of Kenyans believe corruption has increased over the past year.
Even more concerning, 79% fear that ordinary citizens could face retaliation for reporting corruption.
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Consistency manade. Wee kua tu na 30+ loyal mutuals hii app and you're good to go ✅.
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Mine is to echo what Mwalimu has said.
Repost if you agree.
#LindaMwananchiMovement
#SisiNdioSifuna
#SifunaMashinani
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He bought 50 acres of pure bush in Kisaju for Sh2.3 million.
No water. No electricity. Just wilderness.
People laughed.
Today that same land has hosted a sitting President.
His name is Fred Obachi Machoka.
In 1993 he took a Sh1.6m loan. Interest ballooned it to Sh7.5m. He was forced to sell 30 acres just to survive. Dark days.
His wife Sophie kept planting trees. She knew every single one by name.
In 2015 their son Victor quit a six-figure job in Nairobi to rescue the land. Their first event had no electricity, they lit the place with car headlights.
People still stayed.
In 2016 Fred injected Sh4m and officially launched Fred’s Ranch & Resort.
What was once barren bush is now manicured lawns, high-grade cattle, an orchard, horse stables and a place where the powerful come to relax.
Most people think farming is buy land on Monday, cows on Tuesday, millionaire by Friday.
No.
It’s vision + stubbornness + a partner who believes + the courage to sell half the land but never the dream.
You might be in your Kisaju season right now.
The land looks empty.
The loan is heavy.
People are laughing.
Don’t quit yet.
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Nilisign a striker season ya kwanza alibeba golden boot sai anataka apewe Armband,niko stranded sasa
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Tukilock in next year tutoe huyu mwizi, other countries will be quoting our tweets with “we’ll keep clapping for others until it’s our turn”.
Msichoke.
Kama hauko kadi, endea.
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Even if Sifuna win's and Kasongo reaches 1 million votes we are still taking him to court atuambie ametoa wapi, constitutionalsim inaanza hiyo siku ya Kura.
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Fuck it, I will be running for the member of Parliament seat under the Linda Mwananchi party in 2027. South Imenti, mnaniona vizuri? Aibûmbona bwega?
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Kasongo has several agencies that export unskilled and semi-skilled labour in Gulf states. Hata commission ya mboch anataka. Is there a disorder of not getting satisfied?
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kuna dem hunitafta only when she wants to get cracked😭 nikimtafta ye hukua busy
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