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Remember you getting the pot of spaghetti out of the refrigerator and using the really huge utensil taking big scoops out of the pot onto your plate? Where your fucking dad said βI think thatβs enough Amber!β Thatβs my first memory of you.
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Callie did it better beetch.
Imma die on this hill until I see a pink Keurig, rose gold cutlery, and she returns that awful one slice toaster for the hello kitty one. βπΌ
And excuse me maβam but WHERE are the pink trash bags?!?! π€ Disappointing.
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The American people voted for change. They want a Democratic Party that will stand up to powerful special interests, take on the billionaire class and fight for working families.
That is why I am supporting Senator Chris Van Hollen to lead Senate Democrats.
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rosieβs reaction to remmy putting tortillas in the freezer:
#QuirkyLoveRosee
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full offense but if I looked like remy I would simply have far too much shame to even ask for the veteran freebies
QuirkyLoveRosee Breaking In Her New Assistant (PT.1) youtu.be/dKKSW7gdTkU?is=R0Rl⦠via @YouTube
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accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else iβm in big trouble
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Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.
Big fat musty ass βthese Carhartt sweats are all that fits me right nowβ slug senator
π¨CodePink CONFRONTS @JohnFetterman for his support for every foreign war and unilateral support for Israel and their genocide in Gaza.π¨
"I love Israel! I think it's fantastic the way the keep killing the Hamas leadership!"
"You are so out of touch with the American people...People don't want to be tied with Israel, the American people don't want war with Iran!"
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She is going to make him run over town for every free donut, coffee, pancake, side of fries, and Grand slams all day while she sits at home making neck dirt. And you know he's not going to eat it all.
As if she doesnβt have enough going for her, sheβs now going to be filling her body with pink micro plastics. I swear she is allergic to stainless steel and glass. POOR
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I'm so sorry but Hakeem @RepJeffries claiming to be able to deliver accountability over the past week and then LITERALLY FAILING TO HAVE HIS CAUCUS PRESENT TO IMPEACH HEGSETH is **INSANE**
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Hakeem Jeffries canβt even gather the democrats to vote on impeaching a war criminal. Why the fuck would anyone support him as House Speaker? He needs to GO.
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Absolutely unacceptable that 11 House Dems just *missed* the vote to proceed with the impeachment of Pete Hegseth. Whatβs the point of being a Rep if youβre not gonna be there for stuff like this?
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The Democratic Party needs a new and bold direction. I will not support Chuck Schumerβs reelection as Democratic leader.
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The Nvidia CEO cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy is why we gotta get men tf outta leadership. No evolution with the species at all. The same ole tricks been working on them for thousands of years
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Sanders just laid out the first 100 days of health policy:
- Medicare at 55, not 65
- Dental, vision and hearing covered
- Every kid insured from birth to 19
All of it fits through reconciliation with 51 votes. No filibuster excuse.
Democrats ran on fixing healthcare costs. This is the test of whether they meant it.




























