Gay dude who geeks out for the Chiefs, Cubs and Avs as much as he does for RuPaul and cookie recipes.
Akron, OH
Joined January 2011
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one thing that’s NOT up for debate tonight:
FLUSHABLE WIPES ARE NOT FLUSHABLE.
✅ - 🧻
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Jimbo vs Jasmine lipsync from fridays drag race, but it’s a Pokemon battle!
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Legendary cannabis researcher and professor Dr. Raphael Mechoulam has passed away at 92. Dr. Mechoulam was the first to isolate THC in the 1960s and his research laid the foundation for medical and adult-use weed legalization: bit.ly/3TeII2n
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2022: The Chiefs don't need Tyreek Hill
2023: The Chiefs don't need Orlando Brown or Frank Clark
2057: Patrick Mahomes has just won his 25th Super Bowl with a roster of 51 rookies and a 1,300-yard season from 68-year-old Travis Kelce
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fine. i’ll do it myself.
#SewerBowl: the sewers that served Jason and Travis Kelce, an @neorsd Substack exclusive neorsd.substack.com/p/in-the…
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The 117th Congress just adjourned.
RIP to all the marijuana bills that died without a vote.
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britney spears after single-handedly completing the construction of the eiffel tower (january, 1887)
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Hi, I'm very sorry to hear about 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, but I hope this will encourage you to vote in the future.
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To be clear, every American mass shooter has been to church, not a drag show.
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humans really see some squares and go "yeah but what if i jacked off to it"
