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MDNI | 29 M Bi | Backup @substandardalt | Like what you see? Tip to prove it

he/him
Joined February 2018
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Come one come all, watch me cum! Stock my cave with grease, weed, and alcohol! Approach the throne of MF GOON and you may pay sweet sweet tribute throne.com/mfgoon
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Believe it or not these were my first popper hits of the night. It hit me sooooo fucking hard I didn't know if I should fuck my ass or my fist more ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Reached the part of the month where I can't even keep it in my pants at work ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–
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Having a very normal and in control NNN Day 6 ๐Ÿ˜‡
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I'm in love with fucking fist and big fat plastic pussy! Watch me have perverted sex with Porn! You should have hot sloppy handsex to my Porn too! I love Porn! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Mornings are the toughest for me so far. Why do I always need to pump so much before work? ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–
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Please stand by: pornography induced brain drain in progress. Expect brain to leak from mouth and penis ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Aww this is back when I still measured my shots instead of drinking straight from the bottle ๐Ÿฅน
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Playing and putting my wedding rin- I mean cock ring on
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Plastic pussy is great but sometimes you gotta fuck some face and suck tongue ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคค
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Part of being a gooner means taking time to penis all the holes on my plastic pussy and from different angles. I think my favorite part is watching my penis bulge and stretch the plastic while I'm bate-fucking butthole ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Gooning with the space heater on is always nice bc I can just wait for my coconut oil to melt and then pour it all over myself ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Might not have been a good idea to go into November with balls this full ๐Ÿ˜ฌ My session started before midnight on the 31st but it went into November before I could get my last nut out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Let's intox! But before you watch this you have to promise to do as much as I do, ok? Do it for Porn ๐Ÿ’•
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Taking my biggest plug out! I slowed it down a little so you can see it all the oil dripping and watch it stretching me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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What are you staring at?? I'm literally just covering my cheeks in oil to make sure I'm moisturized ๐Ÿ™„
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Thanks to poppers I managed to fit by biggest plug into my porn hole! Things like this really make me feel like I'm becoming a better pervert porn addict gooner ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Grade-A Goonmeat Butthole ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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this is the male equivalent to the female fertility goddess idol
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Balls still working on churning thick nut while I take a little break ๐Ÿ˜–
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Got a little distracted prepping these clear nipple suckers, almost forgot they're supposed to go on my nipples ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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