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Marshall retweeted
The next 20 minutes in Athens will decide whether Kirby Smart's halftime speech is leaked or not.
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NASCAR mandates that all drivers must wear a head restraint device in competition, either the HANS or Hutchens Device. Because of the cost involved, Jeff Green offers to buy one for any driver who cannot afford one.
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I think you could make a very strong argument that as we sit here right now, Princeton is the best job in college lacrosse. Madalon is going to have several chances in the next half decade to win more titles. Short of a godfather offer, it never made sense for him to leave that
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Sending condolences to @NHLFlyers anthem singer @LaurenHartMusic &her family on the passing of her amazing mom, Sarah, 90. She was the wife of the late Gene Hart, the Flyers’ HoF broadcaster. Sarah was a famed rider of the high-diving horse at AC’s Steel Pier in the late 1950s,
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Marshall retweeted
SMU adding men’s lacrosse when universities elsewhere are cutting programming. D1 men's lacrosse comes to Texas in 2028. The ACC gets its 6th team. A lot of people worked hard to get this done. Huge day for lacrosse.
🚨 BREAKING: SMU officially announces the launching of a Division I Men's Lacrosse Program. The team is set to begin play in the 2028 season.
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Knock knock Who's there Violence interrupter Violence interrupt wh.... *Blam blam blam *Blam blam blam blam *Blam *Blam *Tires skidding away
Absolutely incredible headline. "I think we were being unclear about our goals."
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I totally understand the gather rules and why this could be construed as not being a travel according to the rulebook. But also, this should just 100% be a travel. Feels like we’ve created just a bit too big of a gray area.
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This is what CBS switched to. Nothing better than Saturdays in the Fall with SEC Game of the Week at 3:30 on CBS. The SEC on ABC with the “A broadcast” now on ESPN doesn’t feel as big or as good in my opinion Whatever CBS paid for Big Ten 3rd tier game of the week.. too much
Penn State leads Michigan 3-0 at halftime. Michigan has run 23 plays and thrown two interceptions.
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Mads has been our guy, he still is our guy.
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WE'VE GOT AN INCREDIBLE ENDING IN BALL STATE-BOWLING GREEN
INCREDIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN BALL STATE-BOWLING GREEN
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Marshall retweeted
This can’t be real life… Seeing what they called for block in the back made it 10x worse.
We are gonna flag Alabama for block in the back but we are going to casually miss the face mask on Tennessee all in the same play.
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In defense of #28 of Tennessee touching that punt, he thought better of it and pulled his hands back before touching it, but the issue is he kicked it while stepping away. That said, very very dumb and eerily reminiscent of a play Bama did to lose to Tennessee in 2022.
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Marshall retweeted
This has reached a laughable point with these refs. It’s honestly impressive.
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Incredibly funny bit for Indiana to do this and then IMMEDIATELY lose a game bc they missed two field goals
Indiana dropping a commemorative Field Goal popcorn bucket for the Ohio State game is A+ trolling. 🫡
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Некий испанский фермер начал надевать на домашних кур мини жилеты со светоотражающими полосками. Зимой темнеет рано, а благодаря экипировке птиц легче найти. Но это напугало одну из местных. Увидев светящиеся силуэты, женщина приняла их за "бродящих гномов" и вызвала полицию.
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Just to finish this thought. David Smith and crew again called an excellent game. It’s just a clean operation. 8 total penalties. Got the ones that mattered and then let the players play. This is the best crew and David is the best Referee in the sport. Again delivered 👍🏻
David Smith is the Referee in Austin today for Florida & Texas on ABC. Smith is OUTSTANDING and the best Referee in College Football by a mile in my opinion. Always calm, cool, and composed. His crew routinely calls the fewest penalties each year. They are a great crew 👍
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This might be the wildest tweet of the early day -
Some BAD NCAA news from the past week… - Vanderbilt Football player Kayleb Barnett was kicked off the team following his reported Saturday arrest for aggravated assault by strangulation, identity theft and false identification. - Columbia University Women's Basketball Head Coach Megan Griffith has been suspended for 3 games for undisclosed violations. - The Mountain West Conference issued a public reprimand to University of Wyoming Head Football Coach Jay Sawvel on Tuesday because of his criticism of game officials after last Friday's game. - Texas A&M Head Football Coach Mike Elko apologized to the program's online fan base for referring to it as a “cesspool’ following last week's loss. - University of Florida Gymnastics removed Skylar Draser, Ly Bui, and Lily Bruce from the team for undisclosed reasons. - Boise State University Athletics got approval from the State Board of Education this week to go $18 million in the red, with much of the funds reportedly going to athlete revenue-sharing. - Arizona State University Hockey Coach Greg Powers has been replaced following an investigation of the program related to a workout that left a player on life-support. - The Southeastern Conference fined the University of Kentucky half a million dollars on Sunday due to fans rushing the field following their win over LSU - The players' side reportedly got destroyed by the NCAA in court this week in the Wisne ruling, where it's predicted the NCAA will eventually win reversal of a massive injunction that allowed certain aged-out players added eligibility to disrupt team rosters - Auburn University star Football player Xavier Atkins been suspended for the Georgia game for undisclosed reasons. - Florida State Football player Chuck Kennon was dismissed due to "conduct detrimental to the team” following a recent arrest. - Mississippi Valley State University Basketball player Qingfang Pang, from China, remains in ICE custody. - The Sun Belt Conference lost a valued member school as James Madison University announced on Monday their departure to the American Conference. It only cost them $28 mil to leave. - The University of Maryland Club Tennis team was suspended indefinitely for having racist imagery on tournament materials. - Former University of Tennessee at Chattanooga Women’s Golf Coach Colette Murray has filed a Title IX lawsuit against the school alleging she was fired for reporting gender disparities between the Men’s and Women's programs. - We're actually going to have a 24-team College Football Playoff. - The University of West Alabama varsity Fishing program remains on Probation. ‐ The handful of Protect College Sports Act opponents have unfortunately toned down their unhinged rantings since the bill steamrolled through the Senate. Hopefully as midterm elections approach, those collective bargaining grifter-fantasists will greatly up their game and provide even more entertainment for those of us residing in reality. Good Morning.
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I still think it’s dumb that we are wearing crimson today. Our clean road whites are the best uniform in college football. We should wear them in all road games, neutral site games, and at home against LSU.
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