My favorite memory at Emerson College is when I said I was gay and people told me that I should be using the word lesbian instead of gay

I mean you can’t change someone’s name when they’re in their 70s

Does dying affect my sleep schedule

Sad Bob Saget died in Florida 😬

Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay is still one of the worst things that’s ever happened to us

Paw patrol is something lgbt that happened

The name of the next strain is Bumblebee

If you want a lot of likes on a post sprinkle in that someone you know has died and people will like the shit out of it I do it all the time my dad is actually living shhhhh

Never compliment someone because then they’ll know that you’re thinking about them and it’ll actually prove their anxiety correct 👏👏👏

Happy Insurrection Eve!

Horrible when the issue of the drink is the ice cube

Ugh I went to blow out my candle but I sucked in instead

Does anyone know what a bistro is

I don’t approve of animal testing but I do like putting makeup on my dog for fun

All cars look like a brick I’ll wait

All I’m trying to do is text my friends but I keep getting hit with “Mom has notifications silenced”

The US presents: A Covid Christmas