
Artist and bird lover who is learning the struggle of #GDprobs one unexpectedly quit Photoshop document at a time.
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Our downstairs neighbor left and this empty period before the next tenant moves in is really so convenient since I need to break in a pair of heels for a wedding this weekend.
I'm officially the villain I swore I'd never become... the woman that shakes her salad loudly at her desk every day.
Felt a deep sense of betrayal last night when I discovered that Amazon took "My Name is Earl" off the free section right in the middle of our binge.
My birthday coincidentally falls on Random Acts of Kindness Day so do something nice for someone today. (And by "someone" I mean ME.)
Computer issues this morning forced me to go back home and finish work from there. I’m mad about the inconvenience but not as mad as I am about wasting a day’s worth of concealer and mascara.
I really need to stop making new friends while I'm still in the process of making our wedding guest list. Damn my social butterfly disposition! 💸
Here's a dose of Disney World birth control... A mother and her three young kids were waiting for a stall in the women's restroom. "JASON! You can't just start peeing yet!!"
"I don't hang out with a lot of horses because I don't want to get kicked in the head." -Steven, 20 minutes into the new year
🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶 (aka when pumpkin spice season and peppermint season overlap)
I paid to have my hair and makeup done this weekend and I plan on getting as much mileage out of that look as I can. I feel good and everyone else can just deal with it 💁🏼♀️
Austin is for bats, San Antonio is for ducks, and armadillos run the rest of Texas. #Yeehaw
The real walk of shame is when you have to go back to the office kitchen to microwave your lunch again because it wasn't hot enough the first time.
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