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Here’s where I would go:
1. He cooks instead.
2. Grow up and try things.
3. A rotating menu of fkn hotdogs and chicken nuggets like he’s a toddler.
*cracks knuckles*
A list of what my husband doesn't like & won't eat (either due to taste or texture preferences - he has no food allergies)
Seafood of all varieties
"Weird" meats or cuts of meat
Ham (bacon is fine, though)
Eggs cooked any way except scrambled
Onion (I can use onion powder or whole onion if it's cut VERY large so it can be easily identified and avoided while he's eating)
Tomato or any tomato-based products (except Ketchup)- so no tomato-based sauces
Any lettuce besides iceberg
Any green vegetable except raw cucumber
Cauliflower
Peppers
Carrots
Celery
Avocado
Mushrooms
Most fruits / berries. He'll eat mandarin oranges
No seeds / nuts
"Weird" breads (weird = anything not basic whitebread)
Only "basic" cheeses: cheddar, american, maybe a Monterrey or Colby if I sneak it in
Sour cream
Cream cheese
Pretty much any pasta except penne
Rice (except fried rice, but it can't have vegetables in it)
And I'm sure there are a bunch more things that I've forgotten because I've forgotten they exist.
This isn’t gaming the system. This is getting your ass kicked in every net event
We’ve reached end times.
Recently watched a TikTok video of a kid explaining how you can “game” the handicap system.
Says to find a course that you play well, choose the front or back nine, and then exclusively play those nine holes until you know every inch of it.
GHIN accepts 9 hole scores. So voilà. You’re now a single digit handicap.
Bit of a blacked out -2 70 today where we missed 2 from 6’ and made a par from the greenside water.
But it was 70° in Ohio on October whateverthefuck today is
It was a lot of fun watching them suck for 15 years. But this time around might be better more because the entire country gets to enjoy it as well.
FYI
Everyone sells those 27 gallon totes.
But if you build a rack for them you need to know none of them are the same dimensions
Man, I wonder what sort of options are available if you don’t want to pay someone $2,400 to paint your living room.
Probably none.
Just got quoted $2,400 to paint a 23 by 13 foot living room.
The 4 gallons of paint it takes to do the job costs about $110 at Home Depot, or around $160 if you want Sherwin Williams.
This is not a particularly skilled job.
You went to trade school, not medical school.
You own a brush and a roller.
Stop ripping people off, contractors.
Played in a twosome yesterday with 6 birdies between us… any idea how many times we followed honors on the next tee?
Me neither.
Your ideas were absolutely always worthless and always will be.
This isn’t a knock on an individual, this is just reality.
Everyone has ideas. Exceptionally few take action. Action is the only thing of value.
absoolutely sucks that even my ideas are soon to be useless
i'll have nothing to contribute at all to the greater unfolding system in under 2 years
perhaps even in 6-9 month i'll be functionally useless in any appreciable way other than being a meat-robot (until the actual robots arrive and I am not needed anymore)
i'd like to think i have "ideas"
but AI will soon be able to simulate a trillion versions of smarter versions of me, under a trillion different circumstances, garnering all potentially useful ideas that any version of me might EVER have had, ever
the struggle to find relevance, to be able to PARTICIPATE in reality when my utility is gone... I expect it to be brutally hard, and short-lived
oh these last hours of the human condition...
...oh these last moments to cast our ingredients into the great cauldron before it boils us alive
oh these last moments
How did northwestern become the best team left on this schedule?
Imagine a northwestern UCLA big ten championship?
wtf is happening
