Miranda Muzik

My 8 year old self really put me in a tough spot deciding she needed to keep the Vikings when she became a Giants fan

My team asked me if we could listen to the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in our meeting I’m so proud

You can’t take Kirk Cousins away from Fernando Mendoza

The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee Superior, they said, never gives up her dead When the gales of November come early

After a year of no one else knowing what to do with my chaotic eyebrow situation I finally found the girl who used to do them right at a new salon balance has been restored to the universe

I’m typically pretty skeptical of maps like this but I googled why dogs eat grass last week

Daniel Jones not even on my team anymore and still ruining my day

If you’re going to raise tablet kids at least give them headphones

Pritchard ejected. Cullen in the box. Hope dwindling.

I’d sell my soul to watch the 22-23 Gophers again

Calvin Pickard on the bench

I kind of like when Nebraska football plays on Fridays after work instead of ruining a perfectly good free Saturday

We need to go back to Utah “We’re not going to Utah” But I’m gone when they play here and in Winnipeg. LA? “No” Chicago “We’ve been to Chicago” Ok Edmonton “No” But this has to go somewhere “What day is Chicago?” -Me following mom around the house with my new Cooley jersey

How do kickers miss kicks anyway you have one job

Even with the wrinkles she is beautiful

I will learn my future in-laws address or how to get there without a GPS someday but for now we’re putting the winery up the road from their place in Google Maps for assistance

Ah excellent, it’s my favorite composer of the 2000s, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Why does every single viral post these days come with the “I didn’t think anyone would see this” disclaimer after it goes viral? Have we not learned how the internet works yet?

Weegs and Caulfield fighting like brothers in the backseat on a roadtrip