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Joined December 2020
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I can respect that.
FOX "News": Why are you here? "There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front" 🤣💀
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Dear MAGA,
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Did someone say Cheesecake Factory?
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Abdul El-Sayed was born in Michigan. How the fuck is a man born here going to invade and occupy our country? MAGA is dumb and racist as fuck.
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Brokeback Trumping.
Trump in Mississippi: Nice looking guys, these guys that went out with those cowboy hats. I love those cowboys. I love the Cowboys. I love Texas. I won Texas 3 times.
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🚨 Andrew Tate is NOT even a millionaire?!
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Hunter Biden received Billions from Middle Eastern countries oops - that was kushner.. my bad! Can’t believe #TrumpCrimeFamily and its members are corrupt
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Jared Kushner has committed Treason against the United States and crimes against humanity Donald Trump has aided and abetted every single action. This thread will list a timeline of Jared’s actions. I will start briefly discussing Jared and Ivanka’s origin story.
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MAGA “alpha males” love to call my husband a “soy boy” because he’s liberal. Meanwhile, he built our house with his bare hands & has never met a problem he couldn’t solve or a broken thing he couldn’t fix. Stay angry, toxic, and crashing Grindr, you sad little Republican freaks ☺️🫶
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BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has been summoned by the Federal Police to hand over his passport within 24 hours by order of Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes. The Supreme Court Justice argues that there is a risk that Bolsonaro could flee abroad to avoid prosecution.
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In case you missed it, a story broke late yesterday that Ken Paxton, as Texas AG, took 350 out-of-state trips with a state-funded security detail. 25 went outside the US. Think about that number. And it's not even in the Top 10 most wasteful and corrupt things he's done. Worst candidate EVER.
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I support Elon Musk going to prison @elonmusk
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If this is your profile picture, you’re not just stupid. You’re profoundly fucking stupid.
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Whooooof.
As turnout in Texas nears 3 million votes, Hispanic turnout is now exceeding presidential levels. More Hispanics have voted than did at this point in the 2024 presidential election. What's driving this huge increase? Young voters.
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Stop letting people who haven’t seen the inside of a grocery store in 20-years tell the American people that goods are affordable. Trust fund heirs and nepo babies cannot understand things they do not experience. Trump hasn’t gone shopping in AT LEAST a decade. He thinks a gallon of Milk is still $1.00 and a box of cereal is $2.50. Elon Musk has a team of people taking care of him. He doesn’t need to worry about the cost of groceries because he hordes all the money. Stop letting these people LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL from us! 🇺🇸
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The only thing good about X is that I can now say the word fuck without getting suspended. Fuck Elon Musk.
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Elon Musk Just what an incredible fall from grace… From innovative, eco-conscious, cool nerd… 
To depraved, entitled, evil, war-mongering, self-radicalised fuckwit.
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Well said. FUCK @elonmusk
Elon Musk is without a doubt the most grotesque example of extreme wealth being mistaken for virtuous genius that I’ve ever seen, no contest. A dude whose business empire has had the exceptional luxury of upwards of $38 BILLlON in government contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits that lectures us on government waste, fraud, and abuse. He takes a literal fucking chainsaw to government aid, while hundreds of thousands die from the lack of access, and simultaneously engorges himself at the public pig trough of endless money. He then takes the grift cash to buy elections, outright rig them, gains extraordinary access to the backrooms and convinces panting sycophants that he’s “fighting the establishment.” He IS the establishment. Years and years of missed deadlines, self driving promises just around the corner. Spectacular theatrical marketing presentations presented as new technology, with an army of ball riding zombies to explain why his latest failure is actually evidence of 5D chess wizardry. All in line to be the friend he doesn’t have. He was emailing Epstein to find about the “wildest parties” on child rape island, and you people still clamber. Speaking of mouth breathing followers, the cult surrounding him is even more disturbingly dangerous. Every glaring contradiction becomes an insult worthy misunderstanding. Every dumb comment is a masterpiece. Every legitimate totally fair criticism becomes proof that the questioner is stupid, jealous, or secretly working against humanity itself. It’s so blatantly a cult. At what point does this bizarre admiration become deliberately and completely giving up independent thought? You can acknowledge the success of his companies and the remarkable engineering feats without cosplaying that he’s some infallible prophet. And give his employees some credit. He’s a trillionaire with huge political influence, a pretty pathetic appetite for public attention indicative of someone that’s insecure, and a documented history of promise after promise that he doesn’t deliver on. Please, don’t confuse money with intelligence. They rarely go hand in hand. Also, realize that proximity to great power is not synonymous with moral authority. The truth is historically the opposite. And for fucks sake, stop worshipping people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
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