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Martin

@MPH1982

There used to be a football club over there

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Joined February 2009
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Martin@MPH1982Mar 5
“There used to be a football club over there”
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"That is now the highest ODI score ever at the Gaddafi Stadium."
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This guy has all the excuses under the sun for when arsenal lose a game
Super Joe Felix (@SuperJoeFelix2) profile pictureSuper Joe Felix@SuperJoeFelix2Oct 28
Sack it all off...
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"Sorry boys!!" 🤣 Hilarious moment today where two workers got caught watching the Test in the office! 🫣
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Tom Carroll getting in on the act
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Matt@maffyouOct 27
We owe it all to one man. @solventspurs @MPH1982
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Indy@hey_IndyOct 26
From the moment he kicked it out of play and then spat on himself I knew it was his destiny to become the Ballon D’or #oneofourown
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Literally Daniel Levy’s finest hour.
Daniel THFC #ENICOUT (@THFCDanT) profile pictureDaniel THFC #ENICOUT@THFCDanTOct 26
Replying to @ZaidBalll @AKfromthelane
Give Jose that league cup final and they’d both be winners with us. Levy has blood on his hands
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First goalkeeper to win a Ballon d’Or since Lev Yashin in 1963 👏
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Jake.@YedIinOct 26
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The best one-season wonder ever.
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One stat I like on the normalisation of Harry Kane's goalscoring: If you only take the England goals Kane has scored since turning 28, he'd still be the top scorer in our history.
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A legacy built in the Spurs academy. Forever one of our own 🤍
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George@bipolar_thfcOct 26
Everyone acting he's only scoring goals because he is in Bundesliga, as if he didn't become the 2nd top goalscorer in the Premier League, then left the league just 40 odd goals short to go score 160 goals in 3 seasons in Germany. The guys a machine EVERYWHERE.
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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Hari@Hari_SethiOct 25
You really get the impression that he’s one of those guys where his close friends also have WhatsApp groups without him in them.
Connor Humm (@TikiTakaConnor) profile pictureConnor Humm
@TikiTakaConnorOct 24
🗣️ Mikel Arteta says he has been clipping up footage of other managers leaving the technical area during matches. He says other coaches leaving the technical area 36 TIMES in 10 minutes without getting a yellow: "I'm going to put sensors there [ on the touchline ]. There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline, no yellows. "So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a MASSIVE storage of images now. "So if somebody comes to say, I'm not in the record yet. Somebody else has the record. So let's see."
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Another crap race. This generation of cars are terrible #F1 #SkyF1
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M@Pipey78Oct 25
Hahaha matey’s going nuts about commitment whilst wearing a rain poncho like he’s going on Thorpe Park Logger Leap cos of a bit of rain 😆😆😆
Noni (@CFCcold82) profile pictureNoni@CFCcold82Oct 24
Fans not happy with Levi Colwill #CFCTOT #cfc
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