Mark polemidiotis

I don’t even care about my Spotify wrapped I can’t even imagine thinking someone else does.

When was the last time someone actually found a clue, about anything. I feel like cartoons made me think it was gonna happen a lot more in life

I’m still saying home and watching Netflix, but I’m happy it’s my choice again

Buy the way it is :) it is NOT (:

imagine where we would all be mentaly if our moms talked to us as nice as she did to people on the phone

If you don’t take one bite out of your sandwich before you put everything away you are clinically insane.

Why do no show socks come in different colours?

Krispy Kreme doughnuts aren’t crispy even krispy

The most comfortable you will ever be is when someone has to get up and get ready before you.

Girls think calling something a “draft” gives them full immunity from what they just posted

How do deaf people know they’re hungry if they can’t hear their stomach growl?

If you can find one person who changes their vewis because of a televised debate I’ll give you a dollar.

People who reply to “song?” don’t get enough credit, so thank you.

What I lack in skill and ability I make up for with unwarranted confidence

Probably bad cuz we wouldn’t be able to grow more cherries right?

A month ago I thought “at least my social media won’t be flooded with god awful videos of people screaming at veld” … how could I have been so naive.