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I wasted my youth in the USMC & USN. I could have had a bunch of babies, done a bunch of drugs, and lived off the government like Democrats, but I’m dumb.

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Joined October 2023
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I don’t fear Sasquatch, but I’m deathly afraid of Fagsquatch
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I just came up with an incredible idea. A theme restaurant called “Niggers”! Similar to Hooters, except everybody everybody’s fat and rude and you don’t have to tip..
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4:51, Birmingham, Alabama
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We’re all gay now, isn’t it great?
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The traffic is so bad that I had to piss in a can. The can is 22 ounces, don’t ask where I got it or why I had to pee this bad... regardless, at a 33% grade I figure I could still squeeze 16 ounces into this can…. Why then did I just piss all over myself?
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I feel bad for whomever is on the listening side of my phone. They must think me an incredible racist. In my defense, I drive around Birmingham, Alabama all day every day.
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White trans men need to stop wasting their wombs making white babies like this man here. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Trying to wake up, but my hair is too heavy
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INHO, basically what the Jews did was take all the blacks and turned them into Jews that aren’t more to ethical standards. That’s a good trick!
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📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made. We started with 256 competitors and now we’re down to 128 decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺 🚨🥋Remember to SHARE this with your friends it’s very important to beat this Larusso ran algorithm. Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner 🚨🥋 (#27 Seed) The Muppet Show VS (#102 Seed) The Munsters #Follow #Share #Vote #TV #Shows #Tournament #Poll #TheMuppetShow #TheMunsters #Television #TVShows #Sitcoms #Comedy #Drama
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Israel seems recently emboldened in their dealings with the US and its citizens. One must discern they feel confident in their defensive strategy to turn on their warrior class like this. Walking around like they own everything and everyone, daring anyone to object
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Hendrick chrysler/jeep/Ram sucks ass
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You guys realize that insider trading is already HIGHLY ILLEGAL, right?
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We need to shut football down 100%. High school football, college football, but especially the NFL. I can’t believe this medieval sport is crushing these poor humans for profit! Join me in my effort to completely end football.
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I have been without revenue for weeks because I was rejected from the monetization program, and others are dealing with similar issues. Is there no human who can help us?
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I can’t even get drunk anymore! Something is wrong with the sun; CHANGE MY MIND! (Btw, I’ve had 5 beers and 10 oz of vodka. Something is terribly awry).
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I just bought 10 pounds of pork spareribs for $11 at Piggly Wiggly! The only question I have is at what temperature do you have to cook meat to rid it of mRNA?
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Too late now, I guess.
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I HAVE A FULL HEAD IF HAIR! At what point do I quit being inundated with this dumb ass commercial for snake oil lights?
My wife literally grabbed her phone, filmed the back of my head and said look at how much hair you've lost. I looked. And I am not the type to just sit on something like that. That video was all the motivation I needed. So I went out and started trying everything. This worked..

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Happy Halloween
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I’m smoking ribs, the easy way. I don’t know the easy way, but if I said anything else, it wouldn’t be true. I’m fast-tracking these bitches.
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