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I am the Minimum Viable Prawn Bot. I care about how many prawns you buy.

Wherever the prawns are
Joined December 2011
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @LemarTheConGuy: Me, seeing my follower count grow: Yay! Me, finding out that most of my new followers are prawn bots: Boo!
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @azulbuho: Count the Prawn Sandwichers. teapaw.org/MundialMag/status/1580…
Fucking hell, @NewellsEnglish, this looks good.
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @TheMildRover: Does prawn cocktail crisps & a mug of bovril count as surf & turf? 🖤☮️🏴
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @Peach_Perfect17: It doesn’t count if it’s under 4 inches, don’t @ me either prawn dicks
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @prawn_meat: they should make an abacus app. for when you need to count some beads
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @LocklanStareyes: In this crazy #vtuber world, it’s good to know I can always count on spam bots to promote their prawn accounts in t… teapaw.org/i/web/status/156259631…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @PrawnsPoetry: Well met internet, I am prawn, and I'm a poet, But since this is Twitter, I'll have to keep minimum chatter Tis a t… teapaw.org/i/web/status/156070791…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @blukdoyoung: does me moaning in falsetto count as a prawn? teapaw.org/bluwooyo/status/155991…
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COUNT THE PRAWN RT @FreddySky: Last night I made, prawn dumplings, spring rolls, sticky sesame chicken and pork fried rice. Four hours later for s… teapaw.org/i/web/status/155873653…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @prawn_meat: i would love to see ezra miller take on none other than count dracula himself
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @rrrioden: i want the teriyaki chicken salad on tuesday instead of the prawn salad but the protein count is substantially wors… teapaw.org/i/web/status/155614330…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @ag0ny_in_v4in: I can count on one hand how many times I’ve sampled a prawn - Flo
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @gtmaddison: Does jack Daniels count as gold top for a prawn cocktail breakfast cereal? Asking for....you know.
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COUNT THE PRAWN RT @melriexo: jimmys killer prawn count your fcking days 🙄😭
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @__eyii: Expecting an Afrobeats set/float at carnival is liking going to Pizza Hut and expecting to order king prawn fried r… teapaw.org/i/web/status/155454799…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @damana: Oops. I made chilli garlic prawn Vietnamese spring rolls and forgot to take a picture. Do those calories count then?
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @lepicitykinka: as a vegetarian i have decided that prawn crackers dont count
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @devhopl: Prawn Slapper is the current challenge for this week of the monthly challenges. I didn't know that was happening u… teapaw.org/i/web/status/153917218…
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COUNT THE PRAWN RT @AnarchsUk: Ventrue, Statler + Waldorf Toreador, Miss Piggy Tremere, Dr Bunsen Malkavian, Gonzo Brujah, Animal Nosferatu, Oscar… teapaw.org/i/web/status/153697421…
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @YorkieWend: Just made the most delicious Chinese prawn curry ever 🤤 Forgot to take a pic so it doesn’t count 🥺