"I can’t say that I was a big Rush fan before. But I’m a Rush fan now!" Negro League Museum President Bob Kendrick. "The Geddy Lee Collection." "Baseball was in my bones long before music started to seriously divert my attention." Geddy Lee. Geddy Lee donated over 600 baseballs autographed by black stars, including Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, Josh Gibson to the Negro League Baseball Museum in Kansas City. "Over many decades, Geddy Lee has filled his office with baseball treasures. He has a a 1917 Chicago White Sox ball signed by "Shoeless Joe" Jackson, a 1942 Negro Leagues ball signed by Josh Gibson, and a Mickey Mantle bat that’s been traced back to the 1960 World Series. Lee also has a ball signed by The Beatles and four signed by John F. Kennedy. It is a collection of Rock and Roll excess, but also of passion and stewardship." "Baseballs? Nobody owns them. They’re like houses. You take care of them for a while, and then they move on to the next person, the next custodian." Geddy Lee.

Meet MAGAt Madison Cawthorn, whose current role in the government is absolutely nothing—unless you count keeping the Collier County courthouse staff gainfully employed. After voters evicted him from North Carolina’s 11th district, he packed up his political ambitions and rolled into Florida. He recently tried to mount a grand congressional comeback in Florida’s 19th district, but the primary voters graciously handed him a fourth-place finish with a roaring 8.5% of the vote. Before his forced retirement from public service, Cawthorn built an impressive resume of high-speed misconduct. He managed to get cited not once, but twice, for trying to bring loaded firearms through TSA airport checkpoints—because nothing says "law and order" like forgetting a loaded gun in your carry-on. When he wasn't trying to arm commercial flights, he was collecting citations for driving with a revoked license, culminating in a glamorous September 2025 arrest for simply failing to show up to court. His devotion to the MAGA cause was always a masterclass in performative loyalty. He secured his original seat after a prime-time slot at the 2020 Republican National Convention, spent his single term copying-and-pasting populist talking points, and routinely claimed his political enemies were running underground, drug-fueled orgies in Washington. The House Ethics Committee eventually crashed the party, ordering him to pay over $14,000 to charity after catching him in a classic cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme. The allegations against him didn't stop at sketchy crypto coins. During his brief stint in the national spotlight, Cawthorn was hit with multiple allegations of sexual misconduct and aggressive behavior dating back to his college days, which he naturally denied. From insider-trading violations to missing his own court dates, he remains the ultimate poster child for a political movement built entirely on grievance and traffic court drama.

(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Trump Assures War-Weary Voters That a Vote for Republicans on November 3 Is a Vote For... ...*More War*. Specifically, a New Forever War in Cuba. JFC—he’s insane. He lied about ending wars, saving the economy, *everything*. He and his party must be stopped.