horror, wrestling, comedy and an inability to take most anything seriously
North Carolina, USA
Joined May 2008
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When I pushed staff and showed them the website and pointed out their sheet says “glass bottles and only” then it became “health code” reasons. @spectrumcenter will never get another dollar of my money unless they train their staff to read.
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Never attending an event at @spectrumcenter again. Despite the website saying empty refillable bottles are permitted, I had to walk back to my car in the rain to put my bottle back. Event staff even showed me a paper saying only glass bottles were prohibited.
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Someone should tell @Arbys that if they’re going to sell product that is almost 12 hours old, maybe don’t put that sticker on the packaging.
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I’ve had TWO fraudulent transfers from my @Ticketmaster account for the same event despite multiple password resets. Now I can’t even resell tickets for an event I can no longer make due to Ticketmaster’s incompetence. But of course they won’t issue me a refund… @TMFanSupport
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Machobeard retweeted
🚨GIVEAWAY!!🚨
To celebrate the launch of series 1, I would like to giveaway an official Winnie the Pooh playmat that was altered and customized with our foiling. All you have to do is:
1. Follow us
2. Repost
3. Like the Post
We'll pick a random winner Sunday 6/1 Good luck!
Remember when @elonmusk was up in arms about censorship on Twitter.
Funny how I’ve tried posting two tweets directed at himself and Orange Julius Caesar that just wont go through. Weird…
#ImpeachPresidentMusk
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Rare exports features a child lead named Pietari. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer translates to Petteri Punakuono. Feels too close to be a coincidence #TheLastDriveIn
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Wow…made a purchase that includes bonus gold while my bonus 30 days of gold was already active and it didn’t stack. Such bullshit. Guess I won’t be giving any more money to @MARVELSNAP
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Is that an Incrediary reference on @SteveMaclin jacket? If so, he’s super over with me
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Hey @ChipotleTweets your app has made me change passwords twice now and will not accept the new password
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Machobeard retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨
Movie #6 gift is Joe Bob’s silver bolo tie!
Enter: like & retweet this post, comment below with your favorite film in the Alien franchise!
Submit entry by Tuesday 9/3 @ 11:59am PT. (Ships to US/Canada only)
#Nightmareathon
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
Just when I didn’t think there was a Japanese equivalent of Evil Dead filmed on a slice of Kraft American singles, @therealjoebob proves me wrong again! #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon
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I’m glad I joined the #Nightmareathon for the upbeat, lighthearted and fun movie. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
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I had a fantastic time at the Childish Gambino show and now I’m joining the #Nightmareathon halfway through Movie #2. We’ve got Waffle House and caffeine — let’s do this!
#TheLastDriveIn
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Machobeard retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨
For #whenevillurks, we're giving away your choice of a @tdenton_1138 print from his shop!
To enter, like & retweet this post and comment below with the answer to this question:
What’s your favorite foreign (non-English) horror film?
We will pick a random entry from all tweets! Thank you guys for supporting horror across the globe! 🌎🤘🏻♥️
Submit your entry by Tuesday 9/3 @ 11:59am PT. (Ships to U.S./Canada only)
#Nightmareathon
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam
Nathan / @nathanbohatch
I’m starting to think the @CircleKStores Rewards program js just a scam to get personal data. My wife and I stop almost every day into work and have not received any free drinks or food in at least a month.
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