Clairvoyance: When a bitch be seeing shit. Clairaudience: When a bitch be hearing shit. Clairsentience: When a bitch be feeling shit. Claircognizance: When a bitch just be knowing shit.

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𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ · May 12, 2026 · 8:14 PM UTC

Mac retweeted

𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧@doc_zee7May 12

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

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Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:18 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

Watching ts with twitter circa 2010-2012 was PREMIUM.

Iyke

@currentiykeMay 12

How many of you watched True Blood?

Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:17 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

I’m here every once in a blue moon.

Mike 📺@michaelcolladoMay 11

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

❀ · May 12, 2026 · 3:27 PM UTC

Mac retweeted

❀@dealliumMay 12

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

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yagi · May 12, 2026 · 8:08 PM UTC

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yagi

@yducknowMay 12

pov: you're lying in bed and it starts to rain

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Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:15 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

A lil touch of the tism.

☔ · May 12, 2026 · 6:32 PM UTC

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☔

@WhotfismickMay 12

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

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Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:15 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

A lot of meetings at work happen simply to fill a calendar. Leave me alone pls 😭

Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:14 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

Celebrity fandom is ALWAYS odd to see to me. ALWAYS. Like are you okay??!

Mac · May 13, 2026 · 3:13 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliMay 13

I drove to work today for the first time in like 4 years. And I hated it. Driving is such an inconvenience.

Mac · Apr 26, 2026 · 2:57 PM UTC

Mac@MacsamilliApr 26

Cakes & Candles, my nigga. 🎂♉️🥂

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