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The kind of people who could hear a news story about a homeless man who serially jacks off on passed on drunks and feel no curiosity, let alone compassion, for either the victims or the perpetrators experiences, yet still wanna make a movie about it because it’s “Crazy Man lol.”
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2000s MTV was wild because it would be back to back episodes of “Slut Rankerz Battle” bookended by celebrities telling you to Vote.
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Anne Hathaway is the Final Girl of the 2000s, put through hell but making it out with the use of brains and refusal to conform while her more cheery lighter spirited compatriots (Katherine Heigl etc) are destroyed by the forces of evil.
Seth Rogen reveals what drove Anne Hathaway to quit ‘Knocked Up’ trib.al/9TCMLe9
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Poor Things is written like if the Marquis De Sade was a middle class Brooklyn dad who smoked weed with his teen.
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I wasn’t even sure weed did anything I just assumed it was a talisman of people who sucked. And I was right,
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I will now be referring to movies of this mini genre as “Alley Jackers”
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The song is meh (in my opinion) but the video is a pinnacle of pop culture, specifically this sequence:
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Replying to @oshanada
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What a nothinburger primetime the entire movie was made to be cut into a trailer
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this is what kpop is missing to me. it's so overpolished and it's missing that messy uncoordinated "they had exactly one take and flopped severely" look that girls aloud has
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I’m over New York. And America in general. And all the other countries. I wanna live on a boat.
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Anyway the Chad way to be a woman
who loves anal sex is to be a buttoned up church lady who would never admit or even speak of such things.
Not some Twitter bitch talking big game.
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I'm sorry but this is so fucking lame. Your grandparents partied. Your grandparents hosted, they went to bars, they did shit. They didnt sit around and pride themselves for spending all of their free time staring at their children and mowing the lawn. Get the fuck out of your house. Take your wife out for a drink and listen to some live music. Have a conversation with someone at the bar. Go to a hockey game with your college buddies. Youre not somehow more mature for being homebound. Get a life.
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it





























