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maybe it'll be easier to get the office lady's attention from the carpet, while she's drinking. maybe you didn't see your friend disappear under that step earlier. maybe things will be okay actually, and the shrinking accident was reversible and it'll all go back to normal soon!
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LOSER LOSER LOSER *pushes you* FUCKING LOSER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! *kisses you deeply* mmghhf..- i i-i hate you..- *kisses harder and sloppier*
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I can see yβall you know ?
Even that small i still see you moving down here.
What if i just lift my toes and crush you?
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Redefining human ashtray ππ»ββοΈ
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When the foot model holding up an βLβ or flipping me off :(
birthday next week π when you get off to the idea of being smaller than my feet please remember that I am a Hag and cannot read or write (:
Spending your last moments in the depths of your own partner's trash can after being brushed off the counter like a common crumb. Your hands are still sticky from your attempt to scale a nearby banana peel, yet even that proved no more possible than climbing a mountainside...
1/2
I enjoy it when there's at least *one* survivor at the end of a "bad-end" story. Someone who had to watch as their friends met their end from motions the oblivious giant would never have thought twice about. Reckoning with their own helplessness as a mere step ends a loved one.
I broke 10k a couple weeks ago and it dropped back down by a hundred because I took a single step turning to look down at you all
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Smothered, stuck to the underside of my soleπ
the only thing I care about today is "people" smaller than freckles confronted with the bottom of a (my) sole so vast they can't hope to escape in any stretch of the imagination






















