I’m the best.

Virginia Beach, VA
Joined September 2026
Why don’t you just tell me I make you cry?
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Guys is it good when the blue line keeps going up like that
Nevada firewall grows to 🔵 D+20,000 late last night Mail: 🔵 D+11 / D+26,000 ballots In-Person early: 🔴 R+3 / R+5,500 ballots The same day equivalent was 🔴 R+33,000
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BREAKING: Republican in congress Just said he's open to deporting Elon Musk back to South Africa
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I think 2026 may be the year Republicans realize you can't run on anti-trans, anti-Left paranoia forever. At some point you actually have to have some solutions to run on.
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Why can't a MAGA person be a Christian? Simple. Jesus Christ's teachings, as recorded in the four Gospels, revolve around a remarkably consistent set of moral principles: love, compassion, mercy, justice, humility, forgiveness, generosity, and service to others.
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It's pretty clear that Black voters are furious about the Callais decision. Whether they can muster the numbers to actually punish the GOP for it anywhere in the South, is a more interesting question.
Haven’t seen much talk about this, but for the first time since at least 2008, Louisiana Democrats are outvoting their registration share in early voting. Black voter participation is also comparable to 2012, despite this being a midterm! (Data through Saturday Oct. 24)
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Replying to @SAlvernaz37936
Republicans ended Souls to Polls in Georgia, too. That’s what voting after church was called here. Republicans can’t win without suppressing votes.
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It’s crazy how the President is implicated in a child sex trafficking ring and Republicans don’t care at all.
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats release report showing Trump's involvement in Epstein’s trafficking scheme. Five women have now accused Trump of rape or sexual assault.
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Why can’t the right ever admit defeat?
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If democracy is only legitimate when your side wins, you don't support democracy. You support one-party rule.
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MAGA: Election results are legitimate only when our side wins. These people are a cancer to society.
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Serious question- how is Susan Collins a moderate?
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Trump won by 1% and with less than 50% of the vote. That is barely winning.
I love how GW Bush winning in 2004 by 50k votes in Ohio was a legacy ensuring mandate, but Trump sweeping all 7 swing states, including winning states a 2nd time only he has won for the GOP in 40yrs, while winning by 2 million votes is "barely winning"
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You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
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I’ve looked at all the early vote data. It’s not going to be a blue wave. It’s not going to be a blue tsunami. It’s going to be a blue nuclear bomb.
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Anybody who lived through the blue-ification of Colorado or Virginia can recognize Georgia's path immediately. Georgia is literally just Colorado in 2012-2016.
Spoke with a 30-year GA political insider on Thursday who said by 2030 GA is done for GOP, and they know it. A combo of young POC moving to ATL and old white people dying…GOP will do everything possible to prevent but it’s inevitable.
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Spoke with a 30-year GA political insider on Thursday who said by 2030 GA is done for GOP, and they know it. A combo of young POC moving to ATL and old white people dying…GOP will do everything possible to prevent but it’s inevitable.
In the 2030s you won’t be able to win the presidency without winning Georgia. Every political reporter will have to learn what the Big Chicken is.
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Do you notice 'Christian' in the profiles of some of the most hateful people on X? Or am I alone?
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MAGA: “Every election on earth is rigged if we don’t like the outcome.” They’re too fucking stupid to understand that being unpopular isn’t evidence of fraud.
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Serbia just voted out the party that held power for 14 years under authoritarian rule. People organized, showed up, and won. America, this could be us next week!
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