Everly Kramer.

Winter was comin'.

This ain't livin'... It's just not dyin'.

Woke up on the 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 side of the chaise lounge today.

I need a smoke. It's too fuckin' early to be this aggravated.

I usually leave the monster huntin' to the goofballs who can't do much else, but put enough zeroes on the end of that number? Yeah. I'll wrangle you a bog troll or two.

Friendly writer with a 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 unfriendly muse. Semi-selective. Feel like gamblin'?

/ its not my fault IT IS YOURS

/ because you did not explain, i was forced to look. and for this you will pay

/ what is this im scared to look

It's my birthday. So what am I doin'? Waitin' in line at the DMV with a hangover. It's basically a tradition.

"Oh, 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡- I said that out loud?"

@WorstThereIs @SoaringDefender