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Buy tickets to my show so my family doesn’t starve.

New York City
Joined March 2014
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New song — Kitsch Men In The Kitchen
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the explicitly right wing place for women is the kitchen. they’ve said it thousands of times. how are you so dense
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I work at AMC and just got fired for refusing to add this liquid to a customer’s soda. We were instructed specifically to serve this to Sound of Freedom audiences. I am a microbiology student and took it to the lab to examine and found what looks like nanobots inside.
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Elon Musk made a bad $44 billion investment after a lifetime of free rides and it made him so angry he’s spent the last year going “let’s kill trans 😭😭😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡!!” Zuckerberg meanwhile vaporized trillions and all his posts are still like “TV is awesome to watch :)”
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Twitter will be deleted July 1st, 2023.
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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet
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I was invited earlier this month to ride the titanic submarine, I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been on it
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What’s your dream director-actor pairing?
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Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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Worms after it rains:
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I KNOW WHO I GOT MY MONEY ON 😤
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Yeah im on twitter but i'm not a toxic irony bro loll i'm just a nice guy and my followers are pretty normal (spotting one of my followers making his way toward us with a bucket of acid) Hey let's cross the street lol. Let's cross the street right here
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You know what day it is
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday
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Has anyone seen this!? Concerning…
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This, to me, is all there is really left to say.
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A 5-year-old died today because @tedcruz continues to choose killers over kids.
Heidi and I are praying for the families of the victims of the horrific mall shooting in Allen, Texas. We pray also for the broader Collin County community that’s in shock from this tragedy.
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