if we get into an argument on here, you should know up front I’m bored, dumb, and annoying. Do not underestimate how bored, dumb, and annoying I am.
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Withered old butler voice: here you are sir, cookies and cream sweet buns, extra cummy. Just the way you like them.
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This tastes exactly like Baja blast. But it’s got pre-, pro-, and postbiotics, so it literally makes you blast!
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Taking a hit off my vape right as I flush a turd down the toilet so I can get a sorta of ersatz Jenkem high due to inhaling poop particles
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Trying to crank it and my mom’s texting me shit like, “thanks for the birthday wishes!!” “When am I going to see you??” “It’s been ages!” 😒🙄
Read the room ffs
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Had a dream you could order custom snickers bars and get the dick vein as realistic as you want
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This is the first time I’ve seen any clips from this show and I hope they ended the series by launching young Sheldon into the sun.
Oh there’s an entire series where he’s an adult?
Does that one end with old Sheldon being launched into the sun?
