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I’m on Twitter to lie. Edible Enthusiast. Comedian. 🍃 #AtomicEdibles

Joined June 2009
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fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later
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China figured out how to run a data center without touching your water supply. Ours just drink 30 million gallons and pay zero fines.
China put a data center under the sea powered by offshore wind and cooled by the ocean. It uses no fresh water. Almost no one is talking about it.
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I love Halloween..... Yall entire ass be out lol
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Gerdies
Glorilla dresses up as Ciara for Halloween 😍 #CelebsLoveCiara
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What neighborhood they do this in?
Ngl I’m getting snatched up 😩😭
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From half court 😭😭😭
Might be the funniest sht I’ve seen this week. My boy WENT for it.
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Ok we got the treats, now it's time to trick?
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Always a good time
being drunk at waffle house >
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THROUGH the mattress
Lizzo dresses up as Dolly Parton for Halloween.
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Wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day
Cocaine was good asf this night 😭
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omg do yall see the way she opened that water bottle? put her down now😭
Chrisean Rock has been practicing her table manners after seeing Blueface take Nevaeh to a MICHELIN-STAR restaurant
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I wonder if a piece of fish, fried hard thinking bout me
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Fucked around and texted the wrong person. Now I gotta block her, this shit beyond worsen
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Shit different when he in your face.
Gilbert Arenas Apologizes to Big Baby Davis After Mocking His Prison Sentence Gil: “When I'm hurt, I use humor. I'm sorry for it because it was a serious thing. I should’ve had my azz whooped for the things I was saying” Gil: "Basketball players, especially me and you, we don't know how to just be serious sometimes. We can always turn everything into comedy." Big Baby Davis: "It was a dark place in my life, like, you know what I mean? I'm from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, you know, never knew my father. My mother was, you know, on drugs majority of my life and what I built from that moment was everything." Big Baby Davis: "Being incarcerated and having time to really self-reflect, right? You know, you figure out what truly matters and what what, you know? And so, um, you know, when I got out I was just, you know, just and I'm like, that's not what I've set there and thought about this long of what I wanted to do in order to insert myself back into this world, you know?" CONTEXT Behind Gil’s apology: After previously going on his podcast to mock Glen "Big Baby" Davis with offensive, sarcastic jail survival tips following Davis's 40-month prison sentence for NBA healthcare fraud, Gilbert Arenas sat down with him to issue a heartfelt apology. (via @WSWWSshow)
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Charles Barkley, is that you?
Of course you are happy to be the 4th option and ring chase and get carried 🤣
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They don’t make white boys like this anymore. All they do now is be racist on stream.
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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the level of cardboard engineering here deserves its own architecture award 😭
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