Broadcaster, writer, happy wrangler of small boy. Queries/ weird requests: [email protected] Instagram: @maiadunphy

Dublin, Ireland
Joined February 2012
So @IrishRail have another 3 day bank holiday wkd rail works planned & cancellation of all trains between town & Bray. This isn't new, but coinciding with the marathon on Sunday and extensive road closures, means people can't drive instead. Absolute disaster for many poeple.😡
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I know these rail works are vital (sure they've been going on for YEARS at this stage), but it is madness to have city rail closures on the marathon weekend. Utterly insane @IrishRail @DarraghOBrienTD .
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God, the details emerging from this case are desperately tragic.
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Maïa Dunphy retweeted
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Happy Monday. 👌🏼
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Public service media matters (a cursory glance in the direction of the US will tell you why😬). An insightful and measured piece from @fergalrte . 👏👏 independent.ie/comment/ferga…
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This is absolutely mad stuff. A completely fake article that popped up, appearing to be a genuine @Independent_ie piece. It explains how Glen Hansard made €480k from an initial investment of €250 over just 3 years through a crypto trading site. Really fucking insidious.
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Meeting Luis Guzmán AND Wile E. Coyote at the Acme V Coyote movie was a stroke of luck. #MeepMeep ;)
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What a weird headline...
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Asked Tom if he knew which famous Clarke this station was named after, and he guessed @stuartclark66 . 😂❤️
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Guernica; reimagined by Dion Kitson, and entirely made from stolen billboards. Brilliant. Fuck AI. ;)
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I saw a tussle between two shoppers over early-released Halloween costumes for dogs in Aldi yesterday. Someone went as far as to mutter "gobshite" under their breath as they walked away. Maybe that's what he's referring to?
"Shopping mall massacre" in Ireland yesterday, according to the American far-right. 🙄 Obviously no details are provided, given "things that didn't happen" usually have no details. FYI the linked video is from 2025 and there was no massacre then, either. Gobshites.
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Aul' Nige thinks the British people are stupid enough to believe that two crypto-billionaires who live abroad are giving millions to Reform for purely philanthropic reasons. 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks to the generosity of Christopher Harborne and Ben Delo, Reform will now be able to fight and win the next general election on a level playing field. Britain is broken. Only Reform has what it takes to fix it. telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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My Dad’s lovely rescue cat Jamie, sleeps like a student who has stumbled in at 6am. 😂😂😂😂 @DublinSPCA
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The man is a fucking nutjob!!!! Never happened, but do you know what did happen on 9/11? This psycho called a news show to say that his building was now the tallest in NYC. Sooner he's gone the better.
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me." (Never happened)
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Nie wiem co odjebał ale trzymajmy kciuki żeby mu wybaczyła…
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How is this man's incompetency slash collapsing grasp on reality not the biggest story in the world every day???
Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.
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I know it's a bit wanky to share nice things other people have said about you (and foolhardy on this platform!!), but was deleting old emails and found this really lovely one from the much-missed Manchán Magan. He was such a kind man. 💔
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