Sowey I keep peeing down that neck stump hole where the yammering mouth you were so proud of used to rest. I'm incontinent you know...

Believe it or not I used to be even uglier than I am now.

My cold indifference is the end result of a lifetime of use and abuse. I'm not howling for anyone but screaming at the world.

Why did today have to be one of those mentally insane infinite suffering sort of days?

Happy birthday to a special kiwi.

If you believe my woman costume to be laughably unconvincing you haven't yet marveled at my human suit. Isn't it obvious I am a giant insect?

My insides are boiling. Steam venting outward from my ears. Boiling blood, melting veins from the inside. Acid eating through bone then flesh. Erupting volcanic pores. I'm dissolving into a puddle of matter. The floor: eaten away. A bottomless pit where there once stood a person

Hand video

Heckin smokin video

These scammers are going to starve if they keep wasting time breaking in to my accounts that haven't seen a penny drop since their inception.

Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Spyde.

Stop robbing me (of my money and sanity.)

I'm *rips bong* I'm hideous *coughing exhale* Ahhhhhhhh

Sometimes I have to take a break from X because youngshit gigapassoids and evil foid larpers and honfident bricklords all make my unctroon blood boil.

I should take a long walk into town today.

Got too stoned and took a big stretch and threw my neck out now I can't turn my head.

ED mvps: - coffee - cigarettes - laxatives - zero sugar energy drinks and soda

Not amoosed?

Hail Satan Komraderinos