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Joined December 2017
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Thank God the trial was in the UK, where Trump doesn’t have the power to pardon Russell Brand.
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American women this week:
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“Nice country you’ve got there. Shame if anything happened to it. My ballroom would still be OK though.” -Veto Corleone
Q: Vance said the reason Republicans lost was the war…. Trump: I think it's largely true—If I had to do it again, I'd have to do it again. Q: Do you feel that it was worth it? Trump: Yeah. You have no choice.
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Results are in. Looks like they took your advice and pretended you were on the ballot.
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I put his name in the search bar because I wanted to see if he Tweeted, and this popped up. Why?
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
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Donald’s Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day just got a teeny bit worse. Here’s the DM I just got from X.
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How are you feeling today? Show me in a GIF.
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"And to my astonishment, it was..."
It gives me great pleasure to share that “Patrick Stewart Performs the Complete Sonnets of William Shakespeare” is available now! If you followed my Sonnet-A-Day pandemic series, you’ll know the inspiration behind this project and the wonderful community that brought this to life.  All 154 of Shakespeare’s Sonnets, recorded with commentary by yours truly, are now available: bit.ly/PatrickStewartSonnets @SimonAudio
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Ooooh. Fox News is going to be in big trouble with Daddy for sharing this.
"That was my jam for about a decade." Former President Barack Obama jokes about his love for The Cheesecake Factory after claiming Trump took issue with his comparison of the White House to "Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory." "I am the father of two daughters. Do you think I could have survived their childhood without going to the Cheesecake Factory?" Trump has defended the renovations, saying the new ballroom will replace temporary event tents used during previous administrations, including Obama's.
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Talking about men's butts is an odd choice right before the mid-terms, but go for it.
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People in the Philly Suburbs, Where are the best fall festivals today? Friend in town, and I want to try something new.
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Before today, when is the last time you heard someone criticize a woman for being "fresh"?
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Reporter: And so why aren't you investigating? The facts won't "play out" all by themselves. VANCE:
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REPORTERS, When Trump asks you who you're with, ask him if it changes his answer. Do this every time.
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It's only been four days since the school shooting in Bend, Oregon? Has America moved on already? The mother who got this text from her child survived a school shooting in California. Who are we?
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“I’ll start with the golden puppy, and then I’d like whoever wants to sits quietly on the couch with me.”
What about opening a "Petstaurant" you know, like a restaurant but there's no food and the menu is just a list of animals they'll bring out for you to pet or play with
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I’ve had periods longer than Zacharia’s days in the White House.
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