Even if it's Not Fast, Slow is Smooth and Smooth is Fast / Life is a Dictator.

Joined June 2024
Mwambie you have always found her cute
My ex's mom just called and asked me why I stopped sending her flowers after I broke up with her daughter and that she misses my role as her ' son-in-law ' even though she understands what happened . Now , hapa sasa sijui kama nikutumwa ametumwa ama she's just being kind 😔
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If you went to church you would know Catholics have no problem with taking alcohol, heck even the old Protestant's don't mind it so long as one is performing their roles dutifully. If you are an evangelical, you probably have these thoughts as you seek prosperity in church.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Hopefully the church comes through for Sifuna” Huyo sifuna wa kukunywa pombe kila mahali???
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I think this will help you see the umanyanga part of it... I believe hio kuchacha walianza kuchacha is what caused the Sacco to calm them down.. Video courtesy lexy Montana..
Replying to @matatuindustry
But si naona iko na rangi ya sacco, na nimeona gari zao kadhaa na extra graphics, manyanga inaanzia wapi?
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Notice how they only use super close up shots here so they don't give the game away that she has little to no supporters.
Venezuela's opposition leader, Maria Corina Machado, has returned home after almost a year in exile. The Nobel peace prize winner has not been seen in the country since deposed president Nicolas Maduro was captured by the US military in January and held in New York on charges including Narco-terrorism. Machado was barred from running for president against Maduro in 2024 and went into hiding before secretly leaving the country in November 2025. Supporters believe Machado's return will put more pressure on the country's interim government, which is backed by the Trump administration, to hold democratic elections. #News #Channel4News #Venezuela #Machado #World
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I raise you a failed nut attempt.
nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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Found a new PS5 Pro on eBay for almost half price. Looked suspicious, so I used AI to pretend to be Pakistani and messaged the seller in Urdu. He replied: “If you’re Pakistani, you’re my brother. Don’t buy it. This scam is only for white people 😉” I’M NOT EVEN PAKI 😭💀
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Neli retweeted
"Any of the opposition principals can defeat Ruto as long as the team is united. But if we want to send him home decisively, with a margin so huge that all his money games and state machinery cannot close the gap, Edwin Sifuna is the man!" I TOTALLY AGREE! 💯
Our country is on the cusp of making history! Rarely have we seen a presidential candidate whose appeal cuts across regions and generations the way Edwin Sifuna’s does. We are used to candidates being loved in one region and rejected in another. But with Sifuna, something different is happening. Go to Lodwar and hear the cheers when his name is mentioned. In Isiolo, the same. In Kiambu, people are happily singing “Sisi Ndio Sifuna!” Same with Kakamega and Mombasa. Even in Eldoret and Kisumu, there are people who are fully Sifunated. This phenomenon reminds me of the national acceptance that swept Mwai Kibaki to victory in 2002. But there is a difference. Then, it was a coalition of leaders that endorsed a presidential candidate, and Kenyans tired of Moi’s rule rallied behind that decision. With Sifuna, the people are driving the wave. The leaders are having to align. Any of the opposition principals can defeat Ruto as long as the team is united. But if we want to send him home decisively, with a margin so huge that all his money games and state machinery cannot close the gap, Edwin Sifuna is the man!
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Neli retweeted
There's a guy on TikTok who's taking Harman Singh Kapoor's videos and putting his own voice-over on them. Kapoor is absolutely fuming and has threatened to sue him if he doesn't stop. But the guy is trolling him in the Dms and he hasn't clocked because he's thick.
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A clip that must never disappear from the internet.
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This how men do reverse pschology to women
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What happened?
The uproar over Mercy Masika’s "Becoming a Wife" masterclass reflects how differently today’s society views marriage. Respectfully, to each their own. Marriage is beautiful IF it is based on shared values, vision, mutual respect and ACCOUNTABILITY. Personally, I aspire to be married and to have my first child in a marriage as a foundation. I firmly subscribe to the idea that “Fahari ya mwanamke ni ndoa.”
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South Sudan is digging in Kenya's history and picking out the worst cases of national shame not to throw away but to dust up and reuse! Queue-voting in 1988 resulted in the worst electoralfraud in the history of Kenya! Hardly two years passed before open street battles began
WATCH: Candidate has barely any voters queuing behind him in SPLM queue-voting primaries in Duk County.
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Neli retweeted
Yesterday some guy passed me at km 10 while he had reek of alcohol. I was so mad and broken. Tried to chase him but nothing 😂😂😂 people are strong out here.
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Received this in my DM. If you can assist her please do. (Disclaimer: I do not know this person. I'm sharing the DM as Received)
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Mercy Masika has only been married once, to her current husband of 19 years. X hupenda agenda jamani😂
The organiser has a failed marriage haha
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Sorry Sifuna 😂😂 I was not familiar with this😂😂
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Ocs ameamka Leo akapata alishika Michael Scofield mamae😂
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WTF did I just watch 😭😭😭
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Wakiona hii watafunga tiktok 😂
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