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Joined April 2019
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This is the white version of JT and Uzi.
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That’s why Asians will always rank highly in my books! They are so ahead with everything! Ba understanda bophelo 💫🤏🏼🤍
You’ll NEVER see a pregnant Chinese woman 🇨🇳
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LMFAOOO wow
Kiss me like this & The Room gone smell like Plasma
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Damn that’s sad.
Newly released footage shows Foolio’s close friend heartbreakingly learning of his death, telling police he feels like he’s about to cry. 🕊️
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Will be texting her in a jealous rage & then roll over and eat your ass. 100 percent.
A nigga will wake up text another bitch then turn over & fuck you🥴😂
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with a Kurt Geiger crossbody bag like get real
Niggas be like “I ain’t know she was a minor” and this be the girl edges
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Ms. Rachel: “Can we take a second to think about how if we were freezing cold in tents and they were flooded and our babies were going to freeze and there’s a government, the Israeli government, that won’t let the warm supplies through so more kids are gonna die and we’re just like, all the nations, all the people, all the leaders, just like yeah that’s gonna happen again. You and I should not be ashamed that we are loud and we are constantly saying stop”
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someone beating cancer will forever bring a smile to my face
The marathon continues🏁🎀 FUCK CANCERRRR
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This why I turn my brightness down
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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If I send this pic to you, I’m on whatever time you’re on.
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Pompano niggas the most proudest niggas in South Florida 😂😂😂😂. All they talk about is exit 36
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Fam I know Broward people in real life and one thing they gone do is let you know they are NOT A from Miami 😂😂
Friendly reminder cause some of y’all need to hear this. FT LAUDERDALE, HOLLYWOOD, DAVIE, POMPANO… NONE OF THAT IS MIAMI. THAT’S BROWARD COUNTY. STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU’RE IN MIAMI 😂
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This is definitely a manic episode
Unhinged 21 year old loses by locking out her roommates from their home. ​Officers responded to what initially sounded like a routine dispute between roommates at an apartment complex. Instead, they arrived to find tenants locked outside in the freezing cold after Aina Martinez decided to barricade the entire unit from the inside. ​Martinez had only moved in about two months prior in December, but the situation had deteriorated rapidly. According to the roommates, this marked roughly the seventh time police had been dispatched to the home due to escalating disturbances and erratic behavior. ​The morning of the lockout, Martinez flew into a rage, accusing her roommates of stealing her personal belongings. In reality, her own boyfriend had stopped by the previous day to take back items he had bought for her. Convinced her roommates were responsible, Martinez aggressively confronted one of them with a skateboard before calling 911 herself. ​The turning point came when the roommates stepped outside. Even though the apartment used an app-controlled smart lock, Martinez physically engaged the interior manual deadbolt, trapping everyone outside and refusing to let them back into their lawful home. ​When officers arrived, they spent several minutes pacing the perimeter, trying to reason with Martinez through exterior windows and patio glass. Instead of opening up, Martinez paced around the kitchen holding pans, rambling about bugs, erratic utility bills, and complaining that her roommates "didn’t clean." ​Realizing she had unlawfully locked legal residents out of their own home and had no intention of cooperating, officers forced entry through the door, and placed her in handcuffs. Even as she was being escorted to a squad car, wearing her roommate's jacket and continuing to argue btw, she was formally taken into custody and booked on charges of obstructing officers and interference with lawful residents. This girl is fully opererating outside of the realm of reality.
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Aint nothing crazy about that. That practice goes all the way back to the plantation.
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Replying to @shannonsharpeee
The crazy part is they fuck niggas
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Replying to @shannonsharpeee
the 3rd girl is racist by association.
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This perfectly depicts the life of an Intercessor
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Men do not get clean haircuts like Nelly anymore 🦭😂 .. like idk how to explain it but yeah 😂
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No fr 😂😂 . Cause I got a baby rapunzel
At what age can little girls get silk presses? Quickly ! 😭
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