I think I've seen this film before

Just told someone "I had a kid during off-season" as if I'm on a team and it was a training regimen

Never thought I'd say this, but maybe we should....punt of 4th downs

Football is back...do I return to this cesspool of a site?

Weird infant sleep "schedule" 🤝 10 p.m. basketball games

Alexa, play Death by a Thousand Cuts

Caleb Lohner is the first person to ever move to Utah and turn less blonde

If watching a hit in real time makes me sick to my stomach, it should be called as targeting

Forgot how many bangers Ne-Yo has

0-0 with stupid football on both sides is exactly what I wanted from this game

Imagine spending $$$ on tickets and getting ejected before kickoff 🫠😳

The day after the first Baylor game, I couldn't walk due to severe pelvic pain. Didn't know if I'd make it to another game. We ended up going to every home game. #SicEm Baylor + me 🤝 season turnarounds

Party starts at 2 and we are already one belly rub in 😭

First baby shower today. How many people will I hiss at for nonconsensual belly touches? Follow for a live tally

How much do the Mannings get paid for this? It's too much, no matter what it is

Officially scheduling my 8-10 p.m. nap so I can watch tonight's opener.

Thanks, Dave