Cake whore 🍰Uncompromising loner. Socially awkward. Sweary and neurotic mother of a grown up 👮🏼 Being nice isn’t hard 😇 All tweets are my own.
North Manchester
Joined March 2011
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I’m genuinely surprised at how many people have the alarm system activated on their phones #peaceisbliss
I’d quite like to do the sackings of @Keir_Starmer (s) ministers if @andyburnham needs a wingman 👉🏼🚪👊🏼
I have a Turkish dog and Greek dog both white, who think that they are still living on the streets. They are officially grounded as their bellies are getting pink and they are panting…they hate me despite my reasoned explanations. #dogmum #heatstoke
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My Greekie is 9 today 🇬🇷
He only has 5 teeth and is a sensitive soul 🩵 #Nobby He was found in a box at Skiathos Airport. My holiday romance, met when he was 7 weeks old. He travelled to the UK when he was 5 months old. #adoptdontshop #kokoni #babyboy
Do you remember when you joined X? I still prefer Twitter. So much has changed, people, humour and algorithms 🙄#MyXAnniversary
Procrastinator extraordinaire retweeted
We are currently responding to an incident on a train to Huntingdon where multiple people have been stabbed.
Officers are in attendance alongside @CambsCops and two people have been arrested.
Further updates will be shared here.
At a posh (ish) spa for the weekend…there are Love Islanders here…Of course I didn’t recognise them 🫣#insignificant Anyway, treatments, food, champagne and the bestest company 🫶🏼#muchlove 💗
Yes I know there are more important things happening right now but can anyone tell me why I can’t buy celery soup in any feckin supermarket in Manchester 🙄