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UPAMECANO: CHANGING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS INTO BELIEVERS ONE GAME AT A TIME. Bayern fan since 1998. I've seen so much and loved most of it.

Joined August 2021
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So annoying
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The 2026 FIFPRO WORLD XI.
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Michael Owen is the same dude who said Bayern wasn't the best team in the world after Bayern became the first team to win a UCL by winning every game in the tourney. This definitely didn't age well for him. Sometimes good football IQ on the pitch doesn't make 1 a good pundit.
Is Harry Kane the world's best striker? Michael Owen has his say 🎯
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One season wonder. Again, and again. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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🇩🇪 Tom Bischof's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Holding on to the ball 🟢 Passing 🟢 Crossing 🟢 Long shots 🟢 Direct free-kicks 🟢 Tackling 🟢 Defensive contribution 🟢 Concentration ❌ Weaknesses: 🔴 Aerial duels
Replying to @WhoScored
Tom Bischoff
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Estamos todos de acuerdo verdad?
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Kane keeps raising the bar! 👑 Goals? Plenty. Assists? Just as many! Harry becomes the first player in Bundesliga history to reach 8 assists in just 9 games! 🅰️
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Still can’t believe this tackle
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🚨 STAT: Nicolas Jackson went to Bayern to farm and came back with 11 goals. He came back to the intensity league and he already has 9 goals in 3 months.
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🇩🇪 Joshua Kimmich vs Top 7 League Midfielders, per 90 ◉ Passes to final third – 1st ◉ Accurate passes to final third – 1st ◉ Through passes – 1st ◎ Long passes – 2nd ◎ Forward passes – 3rd ◎ Duels won % – 3rd 👉 datamb.football/J_Kimmich_Mi…
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Not every day you get to welcome a Ballon d'Or winner to the MEWA ARENA. 🏆 Congratulations, Harry Kane! 👏 #Mainz05 #M05FCB
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Goal & MOTM.
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How do you expect to lose a man while firing at unarmed defenseless refugees lured to a parade by crooks like Nyathi? You can celebrate good acting but you cant celebrate the horror that ensued. Everybody knows that 84 men wouldn't be a match to 5000 armed fighters. Their status as refugees was known before the attack. You did it anywhere.
In 1976, 84 Rhodesian soldiers raided a camp of 5,000 in mozambique and came back without losing a single man. operation Eland. one of the most asymmetric raids of the 20th century and barely taught anywhere outside military circles.
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I struggle to think of better passers I’ve seen in my lifetime. Assist for our UCL winning goal, injured about 40 games in 10 years and fully committed to the club Just to be scapegoated and disrespected by large parts of the fanbase
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Didn’t you guy stiff Maduro’s chauffeur of his reward after he ratted out Maduro to you? 😂
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yup!
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Analysis: Bayern offered a lesson in defending at both ends of the pitch at Atleti this week 🧐 🗒️👉 uefa.com/uefachampionsleague… #UCL
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I'm a former 8200 analyst and Israeli diplomat. Every day I translate what Israeli leaders, media and citizens say in Hebrew. If you're new here, start with these:
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The Spanish press rave about Bayern after last night's game 🗞️ Marca: “Bayern were a steamroller – both in terms of footballing quality and determination, they were simply too much for Atlético to handle. Bayern were by far the best team to visit the Metropolitano this year. Pure elite.” 🗞️ AS: “A magnificent team conquers the Metropolitano. The Germans seemed to be playing an entirely different game: faster, sharper, more physical. Relentless. Giants playing against children.” 🗞️ Sport: “A depleted Bayern Munich bring Atlético back down to earth. The Bavarians completely overwhelmed Atlético Madrid, who had gone nine consecutive games unbeaten.” 🗞️ Mundo Deportivo: “Bayern overpower Atlético and hold up a mirror to them. A perfectly oiled machine that Atlético simply could not cope with.”
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Naaaah he had to go. We got to enjoy real world class defending from SUpamecano and he got to enjoy more views in the EPL.
🔴🇳🇱 Bayern director Eberl: "I saw Bayern fans petition to keep Matthijs de Ligt... but we also had to sell players. We felt more comfortable with Upamecano and Kim because they can defend higher up the pitch". "Then an offer came in for de Ligt and we accepted", told Sport1.
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Most final third passes completed in the Champions League in 2026/27. 🎯
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